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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,784

Quote: zooo @ 12th December 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

Who did you inherit your lovely hair from, that's what I want to know.

Harpo - he bought it many years ago at an auction in Hollywood.

Seems arrogant ignorant above the law twats on bikes are the same all over the world:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjmPCqIgsI

(pity he wasn't a few seconds earlier as that would have been one less c**t on the road)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th December 2015, 3:49 PM GMT

Seems arrogant ignorant above the law twats on bikes .../

It's actually a good thing that they're cyclists, we're much better off with them being ignorant on a bike, than being ignorant in a car.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th December 2015, 3:49 PM GMT

Seems arrogant ignorant above the law twats on bikes are the same all over the world:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjmPCqIgsI

"The cyclist was hurt, but not seriously."

Looked quite unconscious to me.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th December 2015, 3:49 PM GMT

Seems arrogant ignorant above the law twats on bikes are the same all over the world:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjmPCqIgsI

(pity he wasn't a few seconds earlier as that would have been one less c**t on the road)

F**king great! I love it when they cut up on the inside and get knocked over by an HGV.

I think I'd complain under the Trades Description Act.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35111514

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"Look, there are our careers going down the drain"

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st December 2015, 8:56 AM GMT

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"Look, there are all our bungs, going into a Swiss bank account."

"The votes have now been validated and I would like to assure everyone that the investigation found there was no mistake or bribery involved at all in the count. I therefore take great pleasure in confirming the new Miss Universe is...Sepp Blatter!"

What a fiasco - didn't Wogan do something similar a few years back on some talent show?

Global warming/floods nothing new?

Just came across this in Vol.VIII Mr.Punch with Horse and Hound that I am perusing presently and thought I would post it here instead of my Punch Cartoons thread.............

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While we're all sated with food and presents, spare a thought for the poor bastards in Cumbria.

Quote: keewik @ 26th December 2015, 12:04 AM GMT

While we're all sated with food and presents, spare a thought for the poor bastards in Cumbria.

And Lancashire and Yorkshire too now.

At last an arrest warrant for the hypocrisy that is Bill Crosby. I read about an earlier account where they evidenced he used the date rape drug, but he still convinced people it was consensual! Another vampire bites the dust. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-night-terror-bill-cosby-7093843

Dubai - Bit worrying when a modern hotel built in the 21st century should go up in flames so rapidly.

Did they not take heed of what Steve McQueen said in Towering Inferno.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 1st January 2016, 1:31 PM GMT

Dubai - Bit worrying when a modern hotel built in the 21st century should go up in flames so rapidly.

Did they not take heed of what Steve McQueen said in Towering Inferno.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Oh dear! Just realised those laughing faces are maybe inappropriate.

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