My Christmas Presents I Got This Year 2015

I Got

Keith Lemon's Shower Gel Set with a Pint Glass.

I Got A Beatles CD/DVD Album

A Superdry Mod Jacket

Dior Sauvage Eau de Toilette

T.Rex Greatest Hits Record
Queen Thank God Its Christmas Record

John Lennon Live in New York City Record

Troggs The Greatest Hits Record

The Monkees Greatest Hits Record

The Good Life Complete Boxset

Tickets to go and watch Jim Davidson Live

Tickets to go and watch Lee Nelson Live

Tickets to go and watch Kevin Bloody Wilson Live

Tickets to go and watch The Who Live

Tickets to go and watch a T.Rex Tribute Band

Now Thats What I Call Music Book

Gogglebox Book

Quadrophenia Pictures and Posters

Now Thats What I Call Music Xbox One Game

Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Xbox One Game

Keith Lemon Washbag

A Electric Razor

Logo Lite Board Game

A Zoo Magazine Calander

A Page 3 Girls Calander

The Who Tshirt.

Bloody hell George, you must have been a good boy for Santa to be so generous.

Which lousy bastard gave you the Jim Davidson tickets?

Quote: george roper @ 26th December 2015, 1:57 PM GMT

Dior Sauvage Eau de Toilette

A Page 3 Girls Calander

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Good luck for the Christmas Wankathon then.

You must've got lots of friends and relations George. What did you buy them in return?

Quote: Chappers @ 26th December 2015, 8:37 PM GMT

You must've got lots of friends and relations George. What did you buy them in return?

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OFAH and OTB box sets of VHS tapes.

I got some shower gel ................................. ............................. ............................. ............................. .................................. ........................... ............................ ................................. ....................................... ......................................... ............................. ................................ .................................. ............................... .............................. ............................... ........................... ...................................that's it (I've stopped doing Christmas this year).

But I think I might go round George's place next year.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 26th December 2015, 11:02 PM GMT

I got some shower gel ................................. ............................. ............................. ............................. .................................. ........................... ............................ ................................. ....................................... ......................................... ............................. ................................ .................................. ............................... .............................. ............................... ........................... ...................................that's it (I've stopped doing Christmas this year).

But I think I might go round George's place next year.

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Take him a Playboy calendar and you will be most welcome.

Quote: george roper @ 26th December 2015, 1:57 PM GMT

Gogglebox Book

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Is this a book about other people reading a book?

A selection of salad items and vegetables in a long semi-transparent plastic bag shaped like a sock.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 2nd January 2016, 9:58 PM GMT

A selection of salad items and vegetables in a long semi-transparent plastic bag shaped like a sock.

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Do you want to tell us more?

An electric razor?.....you shaving now?

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd January 2016, 8:33 AM GMT

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It's his New Year's resolution - vegetarian Salami.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 3rd January 2016, 9:39 AM GMT

An electric razor?.....you shaving now?

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Victor Kiam was a liar, you can't beat the cold steel. Whiskers don't like it up 'em.

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd January 2016, 8:33 AM GMT

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Yes.

I asked Daddy Christmas for Top Trump Cards - the Kitchen Utensil Series.

He didn't deliver.