Quote: Reg N @ 19th December 2015, 11:28 AM GMT_________________
"I find asterisks offensive."
"Well why don't you **** off!"
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Howdoyouwriteaknobgag?
Apenisgood
Both fun. I think the second would work a little better as
What's essential when writing anobgag?
Apenis.
Quote: gappy @ 19th December 2015, 2:37 PM GMTBoth fun. I think the second would work a little better as
What's essential when writing anobgag?
Apenis.
I think you're right 
I like to spell knob with a K because it's an anagram of BONK
Irish pilgrim 1: Knock Knock.
Irish pilgrim 2: It's a dump in County Mayo, Lourdes pisses on it.
My girlfriend thought she would fulfil my fantasy and opened the door naked.
Unfortunately, it was my grandad at the door and he had a stroke.
Dirty bastard!
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ 19th December 2015, 6:09 PM GMTIrish pilgrim 1: Knock Knock.
Irish pilgrim 2: It's a dump in County Mayo, Lourdes pisses on it.
Very clever!
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ 19th December 2015, 6:09 PM GMTIrish pilgrim 1: Knock Knock.
Irish pilgrim 2: It's a dump in County Mayo, Lourdes pisses on it.
Welcome back and like a place to get pissed in East Ireland that's a Cork Inn joke
My anagram solver is stuck on demo-mode.
Quote: Biscuit777 @ 21st December 2015, 11:01 AM GMTMy anagram solver is stuck on demo-mode.
Looking in the fridge I called out to my wife, "Any eggs left?"
She shouted "You know I've been through the menopause you bastard!"
I fancied some tea this morning so I decided to start making a cup.
Would have been easier to get one out of the cupboard really.
Quote: Reg N @ 22nd December 2015, 11:04 AM GMTLooking in the fridge I called out to my wife, "Any eggs left?"
She shouted "You know I've been through the menopause you bastard!"
A Friend of mine told me he couldn't Support his girlfriend on a Decision she made.
I Said "I stand behind every girlfriend I've ever had!"
But thinking about it,
Maybe I just like that position!!!! :-)
Phil: Jesus he knows me.
Lou: But Venus infers.
Men come from Mars. Unless you're gay, then come from Uranus.
If Jesus had been gay,
It would be good willy to all men.