Someone on TV said recently that Christmas trees are not just for decoratement. Don't think that's a word but I am storing in the words department in my head anyway because I like it. I like prestidigitation too but I think I'll save that for another day. My brain is giving off overload warning signals. Or is it telling me I'm hungry? I do get confused easily. 
Quote: Loopey @ 21st December 2015, 5:28 PM GMTSomeone on TV said recently that Christmas trees are not just for decoratement. Don't think that's a word but I am storing in the words department in my head anyway because I like it. I like prestidigitation too but I think I'll save that for another day. My brain is giving off overload warning signals. Or is it telling me I'm hungry? I do get confused easily.
I'm like that sometimes, that's why I have to go into a quiet room, plug into my earphones and ignore the rest of the world 
I love reading these old threads.
I have over 400 martial arts films on DVD. I must have picked up something from that. I'm probably the hardest.
I have at least several Jet Li films because I think he's cute. I would so win.
I have eaten at least 5 boxes of chocolates all in the name of Christmas so far, which I think would give me by now a certain weight advantage that I could use to crush you all.
[quote name="Lee" post="1144377" date="22nd December 2015, 12:38 AM GMT"]I have eaten at least 5 boxes of chocolates all in the name of Christmas so far, which I think would give me by now a certain weight advantage that I could use to crush you all.
I'll see your boxes of chocolates and raise you 2 tins of Quality Street and 4 tubs of Roses.
Quote: Lee @ 22nd December 2015, 12:38 AM GMTI could use to crush you all.
Lee you're made of wool and your strap line is "Insert sandwich" my pet hamster's harder than you (especially when he's watching hamster porn).
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 22nd December 2015, 9:15 AM GMTLee you're made of wool and your strap line is "Insert sandwich" my pet hamster's harder than you (especially when he's watching hamster porn).
That's nothing, gerbil porn is far worse. Check out 'Unearth My Burrow: Vol 2'.
Not sure about that one, but I've still got a VHS copy of Deep Stoat
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd December 2015, 12:34 PM GMTNot sure about that one, but I've still got a VHS copy of Deep Stoat
Is that a bit like 'Dobbin Does Doncaster'?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd December 2015, 12:34 PM GMTNot sure about that one, but I've still got a VHS copy of Deep Stoat
Quote: Lee @ 22nd December 2015, 12:09 AM GMTI love reading these old threads.
Yeah, but look at how much funnier it was in the old days. A bit like Mock the Week.
Bloody hell its Godot the Lord Flash Heart of these here forums!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd December 2015, 12:34 PM GMTNot sure about that one, but I've still got a VHS copy of Deep Stoat
I hope it's not like that copy of "Debbie does Dellas" you showed me.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd December 2015, 3:05 PM GMTYeah, but look at how much funnier it was in the old days. A bit like Mock the Week.
Yeah, it was really hilarious back then; the clique were inspirational. I don't know why anyone who joined after 2009 really bothers logging on and posting at all?