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A conspiracy under our noses Page 2

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2010, 6:43 PM BST

We need cigarettes to kill people because we can't pay for the old people we've got, so the last thing we need is even more.

Free fags for the elderly!

Quote: DaButt @ May 1 2010, 7:43 PM BST

There's enough nicotine in 4 or 5 cigarettes to kill an adult.

Equally in the nicotine patch, inhailator and gum!! LOL :)
Surely this is a reason in favour of the arguement to regulate the sale of medicinal nicotine?

Quote: chipolata @ May 1 2010, 6:07 PM BST

Do electronic cigarettes look as cool as the normnal ones?

The longer ones, in my opinion, are a bit long, however the "super-mini" is about the same length as a superking regular fag.

I'm now mixing my own eliquid. Peanut butter is an utter delight!

Quote: keewik @ May 1 2010, 8:37 PM BST

Free fags for the elderly!

Darling, that's what state benefit is for.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 1 2010, 8:21 PM BST

I agree, to see that cigarette glamour disapear forever would be a massive shame.

No more film noirs with cool looking private dicks and sly femme fatal bitches being conjoined by their romantic swirls of white smoke.

No more jazz bands with a ciggy perched upon their mic stand (George Melly did this), or at the end of the double bass fret board.

No more drama critics sitting cross legged in a chair, with their gold tipped ciggies held between their two middle fingers, in a most unconventional and arty way, before going home to be beaten up by their wives.

To ban ciggies is to ban all this!

No more smoking room. I rest my case. Oh, and I haven't burnt a shirt in over a week!!

Quote: Nil Putters @ May 1 2010, 7:35 PM BST

I like the green myself. :D Whistling nnocently

:)

Quote: DaButt @ May 1 2010, 7:43 PM BST

There's enough nicotine in 4 or 5 cigarettes to kill an adult.

Equally in the nicotine patch, inhailator and gum!! LOL Wave
Surely this is an arguement in favour of the regulation of medicinal nicotine?

I've moved on to vaping Absinthe flavour from a black ecig. It's wonderful!!

No smoke without fire.

Smoking is cool.

That's why I've never done it.

Any smokers going to try to give up for new year?

My stepfather smokes and always as as far as I'm aware. My mother hates his habit and has begged him to stop. Although he's convinced her that he's quit, he hasn't though. When they visit our house he regularly goes out for walks around the block to and I quote: "exercise his restless legs". He duly returns ten minutes later reeking of fags. I think my mother's a 'see-no-evil-smell-no-evil' person.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st December 2015, 2:39 PM GMT

Any smokers going to try to give up for new year?

But what will I do to make myself look cool?

Quote: sootyj @ 21st December 2015, 4:46 PM GMT

But what will I do to make myself look cool?

Try dressing like Clem Fandango:

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