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Quote: lofthouse @ 14th December 2015, 10:22 PM GMT

Having to hear that f**king 'Sax' song by that hairy xfactor bitch every two bastard minutes on the TV and radio ALL FUCKING DAY

If I ever see the annoying bitch I'll be forced to ram a 'sax' right up her stupid f**king butt hole

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You're obviously listening to the wrong radio stations. I've not heard it yet - and I don't want to.

Some of us don't get to choose which station goes on...

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th December 2015, 8:56 PM GMT

Some of us don't get to choose which station goes on...

Oh now I understand. I was working in one of those offices last year.

Quote: Chappers @ 15th December 2015, 9:21 PM GMT

Oh now I understand. I was working in one of those offices last year.

I've only worked in one office where listening to the radio whilst working was permitted. I just can't hear myself think. Mind you, I can only work alone these days :S

I've never heard that X-Factor song. Is it Yakkety Sax?

Is it the one that's about sax but has a load of trumpets on it?

All programmes about terrorism are boring.

Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.

Radio and television are now Father Jack Hackett.

Terrorism, feck, terrorism, feck, terrorism, feck off.

I mean, what is it we are upholding?

Freedom?

Do me a favour!

It isn't there.

The media is wholly in boring, boring terrorism's grasp!

I'll tell you what's boring - all this Star Wars shite. I've never seen a Star Wars film and I don't intend to.

Quote: keewik @ 16th December 2015, 12:20 AM GMT

I'll tell you what's boring - all this Star Wars shite. I've never seen a Star Wars film and I don't intend to.

Good.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th December 2015, 12:30 AM GMT

Good.

I bought my Dad the VHS original trilogy years ago and watched them all then. We went to see 'The Phantom Menace' when it was first released at the local cinema. Since then - nothing, nada - not even the two other ones. Can't be arsed, I'm not a huge fan of sci-fi anyway.

Quote: keewik @ 16th December 2015, 12:20 AM GMT

I'll tell you what's boring - all this Star Wars shite. I've never seen a Star Wars film and I don't intend to.

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Quote: keewik @ 16th December 2015, 12:20 AM GMT

I'll tell you what's boring - all this Star Wars shite. I've never seen a Star Wars film and I don't intend to.

I saw the first one. It was enough to put me off watching any of the others.

Quote: Loopey @ 16th December 2015, 9:32 AM GMT

I saw the first one. It was enough to put me off watching any of the others.

What do you mean by "first one"? The real first one or the crappy "episode 1"?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th December 2015, 9:35 AM GMT

What do you mean by "first one"? The real first one or the crappy "episode 1"?

The one that came out in the 70's, I don't remember the title.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th December 2015, 9:35 AM GMT

What do you mean by "first one"? The real first one or the crappy "episode 1"?

Would have thought that was obvious Herr Splitter. :P

Getting a PM on here from someone called "Skyhigh" who's based in Baghdad, enquiring whether I'm a lady.

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