I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,783

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th December 2015, 9:45 AM GMT

So, one of the lumps of shit that hacked to death Fusilier Lee Rigby near Woolwich Barracks, is suing the prison service because he claims a prison officer knocked out two of his teeth.

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Couple of points of law here, firstly you need to be human to qualify for human rights and secondly teeth are a dangerous weapon and psychopathic killers, need to be kept away from dangerous weapons. So we rule in your favour Herc. Toothless terrorist stand down. Hey if I camp it up (even more so) ,do you think I could be a TV Judge ?

Just seen on the front page of a paper in the newsagents that Cheryl's marriage is on the rocks..............

Oh f**king dear.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th December 2015, 1:12 AM GMT

Ignore him zooo, he is just trying to be funny with one of his inane "jokes".

Same tag line.
Heard it before.
Utterly boring.

F**king hilarious...........

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You do seem to have a bit of a problem with me don't you.

I live dahn sarf and we've hardly had any rain. Also at that time I hadn't seen any TV reports about the weather up North.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th December 2015, 7:34 PM GMT

You do seem to have a bit of a problem with me don't you.

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Yes

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th December 2015, 7:59 PM GMT

Yes

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Be friends and play nicely together. Poor Chappers can't help living in the playground fron Hell (I.e. London).

Quote: keewik @ 12th December 2015, 9:42 PM GMT

Be friends and play nicely together. Poor Chappers can't help living in the playground fron Hell (I.e. London).

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I spend a lot of time with Chappers and Herc in the music game thread. Sometimes I feel like the sad son of constantly bickering parents.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 12th December 2015, 9:47 PM GMT

I spend a lot of time with Chappers and Herc in the music game thread. Sometimes I feel like the sad son of constantly bickering parents.

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I sometimes suspect you're the bastard son.

Ouch!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 12th December 2015, 9:47 PM GMT

I spend a lot of time with Chappers and Herc in the music game thread. Sometimes I feel like the sad son of constantly bickering parents.

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At least you can guilt them into buying you lots of Christmas presents to make up for the broken home.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 12th December 2015, 10:03 PM GMT

Ouch!

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Well I never believed that Herc was truly faithful.

Herc has called me 'weird' today. Come on, is it any wonder with parents like that?

Who did you inherit your lovely hair from, that's what I want to know.

Quote: zooo @ 12th December 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

Who did you inherit your lovely hair from, that's what I want to know.

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It's not my natural look...but don't tell anybody!