The erotic sex stories thread Page 3

Nobody wanted them

Quote: frostyboy @ March 2, 2008, 5:08 PM

Ellie.

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But they tasted just of cucumbers?

I'll have Laura's cucumbers! I'll preserve them in a special shrine thingy.

Until I'm famous, and then you can ebay them?

Quote: frostyboy @ March 2, 2008, 5:11 PM

They tasted of vagina too.

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But Ellie never remarked on that, so I am presuming Laura is cleaner than Ellie?

You presume right!

It'd be an achievement to be much lower...

Quote: zooo @ March 2, 2008, 5:13 PM

Until I'm famous, and then you can ebay them?

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Naw, I'll keep them special forever. My love for the Great One cannot be eBay-ed!