Do you mean Skin from Skunk Anansie?! In which case, that's a pretty obscure reference. Why not go for Telly Savalas, or some more famous baldie?
Good gag.
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Every time I come on this site, I laugh out loud.
Never take your phone to a funeral.
Yesterday I wrote a load of good gags about the effects of getting old.
I can't remember any of them.
Quote: gappy @ 8th December 2015, 9:09 AM GMTDo you mean Skin from Skunk Anansie?! In which case, that's a pretty obscure reference. Why not go for Telly Savalas, or some more famous baldie?
Good gag.
Yes... If people don't get the reference, they won't laugh at it. If they do get the reference, they won't laugh at it.
Bono got lost. I'm not surprised, the streets have no name.
I'll never forget the day I met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.
Quote: Biscuit777 @ 10th December 2015, 7:52 PM GMTI'll never forget the day I met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.
Quote: Biscuit777 @ 10th December 2015, 7:52 PM GMTI'll never forget the day I met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.
Groan!
Quote: Biscuit777 @ 10th December 2015, 7:52 PM GMTI'll never forget the day I met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.
There was nothing left.
Or..... she was better than nowt.
She was an upstanding figure, but her friend was noughty.
Why do prime numbers stay married so long?
Because nothing can divide them.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th December 2015, 12:53 PM GMTOr..... she was better than nowt.
Have you heard about that lizard who performs Shakespeare? Saurian Mckellen.
My boss said, "Why are all the women in your office crying?"
I said, "You told me to bang some heads together."
He said, "Talk about taking things literally!"
So I went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things literally.