Hurray!!!
Wait, they were still alive, right?
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,782
Oh yes, they showed them all damp but happy going into the milking shed. 
Aww, isn't that lovely to have some good news out of that tragedy.
Phew!
Yes, very nice to have at least one positive bit of news from the floods.
Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2015, 7:34 PM GMTHurray!!!
Wait, they were still alive, right?
for now Zooo, you do know where burgers come from?
Sssssh!
They do not make them out of snakes, well I suppose you might be able to get some from a specialist snake meat store. But they'd be really really expensive.
I might prefer to eat a snake than a cow. If they tasted nice.
Maybe a piethon?
Quote: sootyj @ 9th December 2015, 8:39 PM GMTfor now Zooo, you do know where burgers come from?
Thought it came from Mr.Bull and not milking moo cows.
Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2015, 8:38 PM GMTPhew!
Yes, very nice to have at least one positive bit of news from the floods.
What floods?
The wet ones! On the news!
Ignore him zooo, he is just trying to be funny with one of his inane "jokes".
Same tag line.
Heard it before.
Utterly boring.
F**king hilarious...........
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th December 2015, 7:18 PM GMTFarmer loses his herd of cattle in the floods - terrible. BUT!!
They get swept down stream and all are recovered - one of them 20 miles away on a golf course!!!!!!!!
You'd think the tabloids would have a field day with that one:
Milk shaken but not stirred (or steered)
A Moooooooooooving story
Milk floods the market
An udder mystery
But instead the Mirror went with:
"Storm Desmond miracle as herd of cows survive being swept 20 MILES by flooded river"
And so did the Telegraph. I'm guessing they cut and pasted that story from the local press.
True, Nick.
Those cows would have got terribly cold being in that water for so long.
They would have been Friesian.
So, one of the lumps of shit that hacked to death Fusilier Lee Rigby near Woolwich Barracks, is suing the prison service because he claims a prison officer knocked out two of his teeth.
There should be a public enquiry to find out who the prison officer is and why he didn't shove his fist down the turd's throat to rip out his bollocks from the inside, and then strike off the grubby, money grabbing solicitor who has put him up to this crap.
Clearly it is no good suing a fellow inmate who probably did the deed; but at the end of the day he should get a medal and/or the prison officer, if it was indeed one of them, should be given the OBE.