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Quote: DaButt @ 4th December 2015, 5:02 PM GMT

I did it on purples.

Purples willie? Too much off the wrist action there methinks - you'll go blind!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 4th December 2015, 3:14 PM GMT

You did that with my spider pics as well. Angry

Yes I did!
Even though I was scared. Teary

Where did the boobie link go? :(

Quote: Lee @ 4th December 2015, 8:14 PM GMT

Where did the boobie link go? :(

I give up! I get me wrist slapped for an innocent tits photo and now it is gone, all and sundry are upset and want to see it. :S

As you are desperate Lee, :P it is on this page............

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/e4/a5/34e4a5785fc3cf4bce19402dd1c777d7.jpg

Booobs!!! Two of 'em.

Where!?!?! Oh, that's right you can't publish them for fear of upsetting Steve S. poor lad. :D

'Spect Freud has summat to say about that - tit aversion.

No bare boobs, no willies. Some people are eating! (And they're not safe for work.)

Like I said, you can leave the links up, no problem.

This has come up before actually and it still leaves me totally and utterly bemused.

You cannot post perfectly normal photos of a beautiful woman's best asset, her breasts, and in the case of Madeline Smith the finest; BUT you allow people to use the disgusting M***** F*****.

Without doubt the worse thing a person could say or post. Incredible.

(one football forum I belong to they even blank out cock, even if you post "cocky" it comes up ****y)

Heida Reed, from this weeks Toast of London.

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th December 2015, 9:42 AM GMT

you allow people to use the disgusting M***** F*****.

Without doubt the worse thing a person could say or post.

Really? What about this?

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th December 2015, 11:50 AM GMT

Colemans mustard is the most rank foul putrid shite I've ever eaten in my life

Is rather eat a sandwich filled with chunks of my own ear wax and stool

Yummy!

;)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th December 2015, 9:42 AM GMT

This has come up before actually and it still leaves me totally and utterly bemused.

You cannot post perfectly normal photos of a beautiful woman's best asset, her breasts, and in the case of Madeline Smith the finest; BUT you allow people to use the disgusting M***** F*****.

Without doubt the worse thing a person could say or post. Incredible.

(one football forum I belong to they even blank out cock, even if you post "cocky" it comes up ****y)

Them's the rules!
I didn't make them myself. But I think it has a lot to do with making the site Safe For Work. ie, if someone's browsing at work and there are swear words on the screen, no one's going to notice. But if your boss walks past and you've got a great big pair of tits (or a swinging man's appendage) on screen, you're going to get in trouble.

Quote: zooo @ 5th December 2015, 12:59 PM GMT

Them's the rules!
I didn't make them myself. But I think it has a lot to do with making the site Safe For Work. ie, if someone's browsing at work and there are swear words on the screen, no one's going to notice. But if your boss walks past and you've got a great big pair of tits (or a swinging man's appendage) on screen, you're going to get in trouble.

I see your point (not literally you understand :P ), or whoever made it originally.

I'm no prude, but there's swear words and there's obscenity- that expression being disgusting.

Anyone else have a view on this?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/d/detectorists_sheila.jpg

Quote: chipolata @ 5th December 2015, 10:44 AM GMT

Heida Reed, from this weeks Toast of London.

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Any chip tips for her?

Thanks Herc!

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