I prefer Dijon Warwick.
Sandwich Of The Day Page 21
Quote: Oldrocker @ June 23 2011, 1:28 AM BSTNo you are
"puts thumb to nose, fingers erect, puts other hand to first hand finger erect and waggles all fingers . . . "
*gives Oldrocker a wedgie*
And the Japanese have effectively substituted bread for white rice, which they slice, so you could say the Japs are the world leading fish sandwich eaters.
Asda's own brand mustard mayo is ACE.
Mustard mayo is a rather good invention.
I like Tewkesbury mustard.
Got some Coleman's mild mustard the other day. Awful vinegary crap with no point to it whatsoever, I heard them talking about how many people said they find English mustard too strong so they brought out this little girl. Stupidly I was intrigued enough to buy one hoping for something that still tasted of mustard and would make a good bedfellow for a burnt banger under the breadclothes.
F**king ruined a good sausage sarnie and I've had to hunt out the lost powdered mustard bought ten years ago probably. F**king wooses, don't f**k with our mustard.
Chip (or crisp) buttie and then a banana one for afties. 
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 5th December 2015, 11:05 AM GMTGot some Coleman's mild mustard the other day. Awful vinegary crap with no point to it whatsoever, I heard them talking about how many people said they find English mustard too strong so they brought out this little girl. Stupidly I was intrigued enough to buy one hoping for something that still tasted of mustard and would make a good bedfellow for a burnt banger under the breadclothes.
F**king ruined a good sausage sarnie and I've had to hunt out the lost powdered mustard bought ten years ago probably. F**king wooses, don't f**k with our mustard.
Colemans mustard is the most rank foul putrid shite I've ever eaten in my life
Is rather eat a sandwich filled with chunks of my own ear wax and stool
Quote: lofthouse @ 5th December 2015, 11:50 AM GMTColemans mustard is the most rank foul putrid shite I've ever eaten in my life
Is rather eat a sandwich filled with chunks of my own ear wax and stool
Oh God no! Hammer sandwich is not the same without original Coleman's mustard.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 5th December 2015, 11:05 AM GMTGot some Coleman's mild mustard the other day. Awful vinegary crap with no point to it whatsoever, I heard them talking about how many people said they find English mustard too strong so they brought out this little girl. Stupidly I was intrigued enough to buy one hoping for something that still tasted of mustard and would make a good bedfellow for a burnt banger under the breadclothes.
F**king ruined a good sausage sarnie and I've had to hunt out the lost powdered mustard bought ten years ago probably. F**king wooses, don't f**k with our mustard.
ALWAYS have two jars - one on the go and a spare on the bench.
I had a banana roll for lunch at work awhile ago. I'd forgotten whatever I was going to put in it and the Banana was the only other thing I had.
I kind of want one now.
I do like a marmite and cheese toastie.
Quote: TopBanana @ 23rd June 2011, 4:59 PM BSTAsda's own brand mustard mayo is ACE.
Four years on I'll second this.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 5th December 2015, 11:05 AM GMTGot some Coleman's mild mustard the other day. Awful vinegary crap with no point to it whatsoever, I heard them talking about how many people said they find English mustard too strong so they brought out this little girl. Stupidly I was intrigued enough to buy one hoping for something that still tasted of mustard and would make a good bedfellow for a burnt banger under the breadclothes.
F**king ruined a good sausage sarnie and I've had to hunt out the lost powdered mustard bought ten years ago probably. F**king wooses, don't f**k with our mustard.
Pffffttt. I love Colman's mustard and no, that's not because it featured in an episode of 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
Mustard makes me want to puke.
Don't eat anything that's luminous
Quote: lofthouse @ 6th December 2015, 12:10 PM GMTDon't eat anything that's luminous
especially those necklaces at raves, people tell the bouncers and they take you out to the disabled toilets and touch you.
Actually I quite like that bit, so don't go horning in on my action.
Your unholiness!