Quote: Charley @ March 1, 2008, 11:42 PMAlso If I was having a bit of double entry I would expect more than a piddly 10 minutes.
Are you an Accountant? Or something similar?
The erotic sex stories thread Page 2
I can count cock. But not all on one hand.
Quote: frostyboy @ March 2, 2008, 3:58 PMhttp://feministing.com
Is that a real one? Sounds a little bit too much like fisting to me.
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Quote: zooo @ March 2, 2008, 4:01 PM
I need a forum not a blog. I want some fun!
Ohhhhh! Would I be wrong if I just popped on & mentioned cock a lot though?
I might have to. You do realise I will be banned within seconds?
Well I have registered. Hmmmm! I am going to get battered.
Yea. But I reckon I wont get my account activated.
Anyhow, how did you know?
Oiiiiii!
How did you know I registerd as cokalotcake?
Well you never read my mind then. I am as loose as a builders trousers.
Me thinks it is your site, or you are part of it. Thats how you know.
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 4:51 PMWell you never read my mind then. I am as loose as a builders trousers.
Me thinks it is your site, or you are part of it. Thats how you know.
Quote: frostyboy @ March 2, 2008, 4:45 PMTime for another one paragraph erotic story:
Laura and Ellie were preparing lunch. Laura said to Ellie; "I reckon we could have some fun with these cucumbers". Ellie replied "how?". Laura replied; "by getting naked, and f**king eachother with them". "Good idea" replied Ellie. They proceeded to do this. After climaxing, Ellie asked Laura; "what should we do now?". Laura replied; "finish making the cucumber sandwiches." They made cucumber sandwiches using the cucumbers they'd used to f**k eachother. Whilst eating the sandwiches, Laura remarked to Ellie; "this sandwich tastes like your pussy".
Erm...
Quote: frostyboy @ March 2, 2008, 4:56 PMOr it could be because "Welcome to our newest member cokalotcake" is visible on the front page of the forum.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I see. Well I do not have an activated account yet. I am only going to answer any anti men stuff anyway. If there is any.
Erm, indeed.
Quote: frostyboy @ March 2, 2008, 4:45 PMTime for another one paragraph erotic story:
Laura and Ellie were preparing lunch. Laura said to Ellie; "I reckon we could have some fun with these cucumbers". Ellie replied "how?". Laura replied; "by getting naked, and f**king eachother with them". "Good idea" replied Ellie. They proceeded to do this. After climaxing, Ellie asked Laura; "what should we do now?". Laura replied; "finish making the cucumber sandwiches." They made cucumber sandwiches using the cucumbers they'd used to f**k eachother. Whilst eating the sandwiches, Laura remarked to Ellie; "this sandwich tastes like your pussy".
Who ate Laura's cucumbers then?