Ere, bugger off Godot, get off my spot. Trophy's mine this year. I'm Mr Nasty now, not Don he's an asbin, couldn't handle it anymore. Ya both gonna get shafted when you come down to Longhamton.
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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 28th November 2015, 2:56 PM GMTEre, bugger off Godot, get off my spot. Trophy's mine this year. I'm Mr Nasty now, not Don he's an asbin, couldn't handle it anymore. Ya both gonna get shafted when you come down to Longhamton.
Alf definitely means business. He's off to a flyer. 24 points already and it's not even half-time.
Quote: George Kaplan @ 28th November 2015, 3:37 PM GMTAlf definitely means business. He's off to a flyer. 24 points already and it's not even half-time.
22 points for me at the moment from only 5 playing. 
I need a big day from Sanchez tomorrow or whenever
But I'd rather he didn't play with De Bruyne as VC & Ighalo first sub
If he comes on for a 2 minute cameo I'll be well cheesed off
Just bought an early Christmas present for my most expensive signing. Hope he likes it.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 28th November 2015, 2:56 PM GMTEre, bugger off Godot, get off my spot. Trophy's mine this year. I'm Mr Nasty now, not Don he's an asbin, couldn't handle it anymore. Ya both gonna get shafted when you come down to Longhamton.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 28th November 2015, 9:42 PM GMTI need a big day from Sanchez tomorrow or whenever
But I'd rather he didn't play with De Bruyne as VC & Ighalo first subIf he comes on for a 2 minute cameo I'll be well cheesed off
Sanchez is carrying a hamstring but generally seems to be about as injury prone as Captain Scarlet, so get ready for your four points.
That's a truism!
Well done for being top Godot mate
It's about time your points matched your rhetoric
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 29th November 2015, 2:12 AM GMT
Hey, I'm the one who does the pics with corny puns around here.
I'm just glad the threads got fun again
Word up!
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 29th November 2015, 2:29 AM GMT..and as for Wijnaldum, he's for the
You could have got bonus points if you'd gone with
instead. 
Sturridge on the bench. I'd like to think my Christmas present played a part.
Sanchez injured
Wish I'd known that before I made one of my free transfers
Still, I've been looking to free up funds so that may be a blessing in disguise
Yeah that's me, how did you know?
Quote: George Kaplan @ 28th November 2015, 3:37 PM GMTDo you want jam or marmalade on your toast, mum?
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th November 2015, 6:08 PM GMTYeah that's me, how did you know?
Just a stab in the dark.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th November 2015, 6:08 PM GMTDo you want jam or marmalade on your toast, mum?
I think she's getting Golden Shred by the look of it.
Jesus wept, I think that was my worst gameweek ever in the three seasons I've been playing. 11pts below the average and dropped 150K.
I bet you lot can't believe your luck, all taking such a massive chunk out of me points-wise.
23pts on my bench and all the damage done by three players, one of whom I owned but didn't play (because he's shit)and two I'd never buy, especially that gravyfaced ball-lumping whey-protein-guzzling twat Ross Barkley, who plays for one of the shittest, shittest clubs that there has ever been.