DougWonnacott
Friday 18th December 2015 10:46pm
Norwich
1,059 posts
The king of stand up Richard Pryor:
There are two billion chinese people living in China. That's how you know someone's doing some serious f**king.
Talking about when he was freebasing and accidently set himself on fire:
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up *quick*! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like *fire*!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.
and:
I learned something that day. When you're running down the street with your head on fire, people get out of your way!