Quote: DaButt @ 13th November 2015, 3:36 PM GMTI've seen Shaun of the Dead and those things can be lethal.
Er yes, but it doesn't shoot bullets 
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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th November 2015, 4:07 PM GMTEr yes, but it doesn't shoot bullets
But in a pinch you could use a rifle as a cricket bat, so it's obviously the superior device.
I could sharpen the handle and poke you in the eye with it. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th November 2015, 6:13 PM GMTI could sharpen the handle and poke you in the eye with it.
And rifles come with handy mounts for bayonets. 
OK you win.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th November 2015, 9:12 AM GMTMost of the kids in the UK have one of these for cricket - much safer.
I would think more British kids have a baseball bat - and not to play baseball with.
Quote: sootyj @ 13th November 2015, 12:08 AM GMTA whole miserable five years driving around sober looking at all the people you could be drunkenly shooting.
And as for guns you can have a rifle!
Yes - pretty pink ones to appeal to little girls.
I just realised I've spent a lot more time planning what I'd use in the event of a zombie attack than a human one.
Suppose stabbing them in the head with scissors will work for both though.
Quote: Chappers @ 13th November 2015, 6:46 PM GMTI would think more British kids have a baseball bat - and not to play baseball with.
An English friend of mine told me that years ago. Better than nothing, I suppose.
Quote: Chappers @ 13th November 2015, 6:46 PM GMTYes - pretty pink ones to appeal to little girls.
When my neighbor bought a rifle for his 8-year-old daughter she insisted that she didn't want a "girly pink" one. My ex-girlfriend is shopping for a pistol and being purple in colour seems more important than caliber, brand or cost to her.
Quote: zooo @ 13th November 2015, 6:48 PM GMTSuppose stabbing them in the head with scissors will work for both though.
Skulls are surprisingly strong. Might want to go for a big military knife or an icepick.
What if I go in through the eyeball?
Quote: zooo @ 13th November 2015, 7:04 PM GMTWhat if I go in through the eyeball?
That's your best bet. Or up through the bottom of the chin. It looks fairly easy on zombie shows, but it might take a little more agility and strength than the average person can muster in the middle of a life-or-death struggle.
I would also probably throw up.
Quote: zooo @ 13th November 2015, 7:22 PM GMTI would also probably throw up.
My friend is a neurosurgeon and he had to operate on someone with a large military knife buried to the hilt in the top of a man's skull. The guy actually survived.
Arrrgh.
Quote: zooo @ 13th November 2015, 7:04 PM GMTWhat if I go in through the eyeball?
What about holy water.........or is that only for vampires. >_<
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