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I must say the thoughts of Chocolate TV, Jaffa cakes and Aarons flat does remind me of the time I was asked to attend the wedding of a good friend of mine whose bride turned out to be Erica, the North Country Cheviot who at the time was mascot for the local footie team.
Anyone who know's sheep,(Horseradish), will be all too familiar with their commanding stance and zest for life.
There was definitely much chocolate poured that evening in his small bright and airy bedsit I can tell you.

Erstwhile............................

Me, you and a pot of Petits Filous

I came, you saw, we bonkered

Fanny by Gaslight
A step back in time to camping holidays circa 1890

Cashew Cashew Cashew
Exploratory documentary into the link between Male nut bounce and sneezing.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 29th October 2015, 7:32 PM GMT

That is true. Would jaffa cakes be allowed to feature as they're classified as a cake for VAT reasons? I reckon that Aaron's flat already contains a chocolate comedy phone line and that it's in constant use.

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Yes - and Gypsy Tart.

But not Eton Mess.

Quote: Hildegard Titweavil @ 29th October 2015, 9:51 PM GMT

I must say the thoughts of Chocolate TV, Jaffa cakes and Aarons flat does remind me of the time I was asked to attend the wedding of a good friend of mine whose bride turned out to be Erica, the North Country Cheviot who at the time was mascot for the local footie team.
Anyone who know's sheep,(Horseradish), will be all too familiar with their commanding stance and zest for life.
There was definitely much chocolate poured that evening in his small bright and airy bedsit I can tell you.

Erstwhile............................

Me, you and a pot of Petits Filous

I came, you saw, we bonkered

Fanny by Gaslight
A step back in time to camping holidays circa 1890

Cashew Cashew Cashew
Exploratory documentary into the link between Male nut bounce and sneezing.

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How do you know about the sheep thing?

Advice for the constipated. Tough Shit.

Lager drinking (talking) puppies - Litter Louts
Conmen police - Community Fleece Younit
NHS wasters sitcom - Cynical Commissioning Grope

Quote: Steve D @ 4th November 2015, 12:46 PM GMT

NHS wasters sitcom - Cynical Commissioning Grope

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Nice one.

2.5 children (The hilarious antics of an adopted syblin).

The Vagina Dialogues.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th November 2015, 2:55 AM GMT

The Vagina Dialogues.

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Never mind the Vaginas ( about a Gay punk band ).

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 5th November 2015, 2:57 PM GMT

Never mind the Vaginas ( about a Gay punk band ).

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Never Mind The Vaginas.....Feel the Width of My Rocket

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Mind_the_Quality,_Feel_the_Width

Druids, Dildos and Dodecahedrons

Twits twerking.

"Ayup, Blood Eagles"

Sitcom about urban Vikings in Rotherham town centre. Their leader is Harald Gofak-Yorsen. They maraud up and down the Greasbrough Road on a twenty seat tandem bicycle.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 10th November 2015, 7:40 PM GMT

"Ayup, Blood Eagles"

Sitcom about urban Vikings in Rotherham town centre. Their leader is Harald Gofak-Yorsen. They maraud up and down the Greasbrough Road on a twenty seat tandem bicycle.

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I'm tittering at the mental image forming within my already severely warped mind at this.............highly marauding indeed.

Quote: Hildegard Titweavil @ 10th November 2015, 11:30 PM GMT

I'm tittering at the mental image forming within my already severely warped mind at this.............highly marauding indeed.

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Can you ride tandem?

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 11th November 2015, 8:49 PM GMT

Can you ride tandem?

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I'm more "avez vous cuppa" these days

Quote: Hildegard Titweavil @ 14th November 2015, 11:07 PM GMT

I'm more "avez vous cuppa" these days

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Coincidentally, Harald and his marauders do park up the bike and have a break between raids. It's not all go and some of them are getting on a bit. They always carry a flask of Ty-Phoo and a large pack of dripping sandwiches.