The driving test in the UK must be much more difficult than ours because I don't think I've ever known anyone who has failed it.
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It's probably cos our roads are about as wide as postage stamps.
Quote: Lee @ 10th November 2015, 2:09 PM GMTLee failed his driving test today
I was so close as well.
Aw, sorry to hear that. x
Quote: zooo @ 10th November 2015, 11:29 AM GMTLol, I should!
Etsy is great. You can find all sorts.
Roo put me onto Etsy a few days ago. I'm looking for a piece of jewellery but no luck yet. I think I need another 6 months to find my way round.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 10th November 2015, 5:33 PM GMTThe best drivers pass second time!
That's common knowledge.
Small round hairy things. 
Quote: L.E. @ 10th November 2015, 12:22 PM GMTL.E managed to get a trapped nerve in her lower back and is confined to whatever seat she is in until Mr L.E picks her up and moves her. Painkillers is helping though.
Quote: zooo @ 10th November 2015, 12:38 PM GMTBlimey. My shoulder's been mental (for no apparent reason) for a week, but I can at least move around. Does this mean you are actually off work?
Quote: George Kaplan @ 10th November 2015, 1:11 PM GMTWith me it's been my knee. No Cossack dancing for me this week.
*Sigh* https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/32236/
I hope you all feel much better soon.
Quote: Loopey @ 10th November 2015, 6:54 PM GMTAw, sorry to hear that. x
Roo put me on Etsy a few days ago. I'm a fine looking piece of jewellery but no luck yet. I think I need another 6 months to find my way round.
Good grief I knew the world of arts and crafts was really a world of sin and depravity,
Quote: DaButt @ 10th November 2015, 6:03 PM GMTThe driving test in the UK must be much more difficult than ours because I don't think I've ever known anyone who has failed it.
Otto the bus driver?
Quote: L.E. @ 10th November 2015, 12:22 PM GMTL.E managed to get a trapped nerve in her lower back and is confined to whatever seat she is in until Mr L.E picks her up and moves her. Painkillers is helping though.
Ouch wishing you well and hope you enjoy the time off of work.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th November 2015, 4:02 PM GMTIf you are good, you pass first time as I did with the motorbike in 1963 and car in 1964.
As far as I can ascertain I am perfectly entitled to go out and buy the most powerful motorbike in the world as it is still legally documented on my licence and either kill myself or somebody else. Ridiculous state of affairs, especially considering I haven't ridden a bike for over 50 years.
My dad was a motorcycle messenger in WW11 and also did some driving. This entitled him to ride and drive when he left the army without taking a test.
world war 11? He served in the future awesome!
Quote: sootyj @ 10th November 2015, 7:06 PM GMTworld war 11? He served in the future awesome!
Be nice to me, I've been poked and prodded a lot today. I'm tired.
*Waits for rude remarks*
Quote: DaButt @ 10th November 2015, 6:03 PM GMTThe driving test in the UK must be much more difficult than ours because I don't think I've ever known anyone who has failed it.
Our standards are higher 
I have a new phone 
It has an 84 page manual
RTFM
Quote: Loopey @ 12th November 2015, 11:12 AM GMTI have a new phone
It has an 84 page manual
Surely at one of the pages has to be how to make a coffee with it?
Quote: reds @ 12th November 2015, 12:03 PM GMTSurely at one of the pages has to be how to make a coffee with it?
I'll let you know. I've only got to 'how to switch it on' so far.
That's a good start!