The general pop/rock - music thread Page 112

Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th November 2015, 10:35 PM GMT

When I think of it, it wasn't upside down. There was too small a hole at the tip. That would have been like the Skatalites Guns of Navarone. What I meant was inside the recycled thermoplastic rubber pvc bollard it was all hollow right the way up to its bell end.

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Now you've explained it , I totally understand why the Pet Shop Boys put cones on their head at every opportunity. They are giving their head, to the "bell end " as you put it.

I'm listening to "Starship" by Nicki Minaj, the highest selling "rap" artist ever (it's pop really). She's the lady that injected collagen into what is already an oversized arse. So glad I don't share a continent with her (no space left if she keeps injecting) but love her music and lyrics. If you want to know what an enormous singing ass (and a twerker to boot) sounds like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 10th November 2015, 12:43 PM GMT

Now you've explained it , I totally understand why the Pet Shop Boys put cones on their head at every opportunity. They are giving their head, to the "bell end " as you put it.

I'm listening to "Starship" by Nicki Minaj, the highest selling "rap" artist ever (it's pop really). She's the lady that injected collagen into what is already an oversized arse. So glad I don't share a continent with her (no space left if she keeps injecting) but love her music and lyrics. If you want to know what an enormous singing ass (and a twerker to boot) sounds like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo

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Yes I enjoyed this one. How are we pronouncing "Minaj"? With a silent "a"?

Channel 4, of course, did this sort of thing decades ago on Treasure Hunt.

Kenneth Kendall injected collagen into Anneka Rice's arse and then Anneka would actually get into a starship to the British Museum via a sauna in Helsinki and a half-marathon at the Sea of Tranquility.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 10th November 2015, 1:06 PM GMT

Yes I enjoyed this one. How are we pronouncing "Minaj"? With a silent "a"?

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If you're posh it's pronounced "ar" if not it's "age" or if you're chasing Anneka it doesn't matter. In America they stretch their vowels, but we call vowels arses in Lancashire. Hence why Nikki's injected the collagen, because that's the posh way to stretch an arse. Here in the North West we just use chips or deep fried tax credits if we can't afford chips. But you are very perceptive, I was thinking about Annika's arse, even though Nikki's was filling my screen.

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 10th November 2015, 2:06 PM GMT

If you're posh it's pronounced "ar" if not it's "age" or if you're chasing Anneka it doesn't matter. In America they stretch their vowels, but we call vowels arses in Lancashire. Hence why Nikki's injected the collagen, because that's the posh way to stretch an arse. Here in the North West we just use chips or deep fried tax credits if we can't afford chips. But you are very perceptive, I was thinking about Annika's arse, even though Nikki's was filling my screen.

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That's helpful.

Cheers.

She has to be a vegetarian.

There was a young veggie called Minaj
Whose arse stretched from Gorton to Grinaj
Her turn wasn't sleaze
Just sprouts, mushy peas
Sticks of celery, colli and spinaj.

Luckily, I am seeing my doctor later this afternoon!

Jem -They - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53NGe64RBU

Quote: A Horseradish @ 10th November 2015, 2:48 PM GMT

Jem -They - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53NGe64RBU

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Love this Jem. Posh rebellion. Very relaxing.

The Sundays - Wild Horses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiyCkSOF1pc

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 10th November 2015, 3:46 PM GMT

Love this Jem. Posh rebellion. Very relaxing.

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I have a Jem album somewhere that I picked up at a charity shop à la Chappers.

Chappers buys everything in charity shops - haven't you noticed the strong smell of moth balls.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th November 2015, 4:11 PM GMT

Chappers buys everything in charity shops - haven't you noticed the strong smell of moth balls.

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Yes, those moths need to take a shower once in a while - so antisocial of them.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th November 2015, 4:11 PM GMT

Chappers buys everything in charity shops - haven't you noticed the strong smell of moth balls.

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You can't buy mothballs in Charity shops.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th November 2015, 6:09 PM GMT

You can't buy mothballs in Charity shops.

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Yes you can, they come in the pockets of the suits you buy.

RIP Allen Toussaint

River In Reverse - Costello/Toussaint

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/11/listen-a-never-heard-roy-orbison-song.html

That's interesting GB, ta.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th November 2015, 7:46 PM GMT

RIP Allen Toussaint

River In Reverse - Costello/Toussaint

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Oh no! Brilliant songwriter and really gutted that I missed him performing at the Jazz Cafe a few years back. RIP!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th November 2015, 10:40 AM GMT

That's interesting GB, ta.

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