I am going to eat a realnob soon. But if it is smegy I will be right back.
I am eating HobNobs. Page 2
To... tell us about it?
You go girl.
Quote: Aaron @ March 2, 2008, 12:54 AMA zebra walks into a farmyard.
He sees a chicken and asks it what it does.
The chicken said "I walk around, cluck, and lay eggs."
Next, he sees a pig and asks it what it does.
"I roll in mud all day, oink, and when I'm fat enough they turn me into bacon," replied the pig.
Then he sees a horse, and asks him what he does.
"Take off your pyjamas and I'll show you."
First written by Dave Chapman on sheet 22 of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Quote: zooo @ March 2, 2008, 1:00 AMTo... tell us about it?
Do you really need to ask? Every lurid detail!
Quote: roscoff @ March 2, 2008, 1:01 AMFirst written by Dave Chapman on sheet 22 of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Quote: zooo @ March 2, 2008, 1:00 AMTo... tell us about it?
Yea. I am just going to have a look now. I will be back in well either 3 seconds or 15 mins.
Re. HobNobs. I feel sick now. 
Who is this Hob you speak of, and what's he done to make him so special?
Back already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:08 AMBack already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Such a classy bird.
Well he did. I have told him several times about it.
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:08 AMBack already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.
I hope you don't mind me jotting all this down for my romance novel Charley?
Go ahead Ian.
I am a great romantic.
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:08 AMBack already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.
Antonio: Forsoothe Portia, how goeth the sucking of the nob?
Portia: Twas smegless but verily, he was smelly of the arse.