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I am eating HobNobs. Page 2

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I am going to eat a realnob soon. But if it is smegy I will be right back.

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You go girl.

Quote: Aaron @ March 2, 2008, 12:54 AM

A zebra walks into a farmyard.

He sees a chicken and asks it what it does.

The chicken said "I walk around, cluck, and lay eggs."

Next, he sees a pig and asks it what it does.

"I roll in mud all day, oink, and when I'm fat enough they turn me into bacon," replied the pig.

Then he sees a horse, and asks him what he does.

"Take off your pyjamas and I'll show you."


First written by Dave Chapman on sheet 22 of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Quote: zooo @ March 2, 2008, 1:00 AM

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Do you really need to ask? Every lurid detail!

Quote: roscoff @ March 2, 2008, 1:01 AM

First written by Dave Chapman on sheet 22 of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

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Quote: zooo @ March 2, 2008, 1:00 AM

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Yea. I am just going to have a look now. I will be back in well either 3 seconds or 15 mins.

Re. HobNobs. I feel sick now. Sick :(

Who is this Hob you speak of, and what's he done to make him so special?

Back already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.

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Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:08 AM

Back already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Such a classy bird.

Well he did. I have told him several times about it.

Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:08 AM

Back already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.

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I hope you don't mind me jotting all this down for my romance novel Charley?

Go ahead Ian.
I am a great romantic.

Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:08 AM

Back already. There was no smeg, but he had a smelly arse.

Antonio: Forsoothe Portia, how goeth the sucking of the nob?

Portia: Twas smegless but verily, he was smelly of the arse.

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