Quote: roscoff @ March 1, 2008, 11:35 PMAm I missing something. Did he have a picture of you etched across his forehead but it turned out to be unrequited lurve? Because I have but it looks a bit like that Gethin chappy.
Mmmm, Gethin....
Erm. Yes, Dave got a really rubbish tattoo when he was drunk. He shows it in his stand up, and I've tried to find a picture of it but to no avail 
Grim. If my daughter came home dating a heroin addict bank robber i could deal with that........she comes in with a tatto she'd be looking for a new roof! (if she had those vile slut antlers done she'd need a new surname too, and probably witness protection)
Only cheap sluts have tattoos - and smoke weed - and swear - a lot!
Quote: David Chapman @ March 2, 2008, 1:15 AMOnly cheap sluts have tattoos - and smoke weed - and swear - a lot!
Oiiiiiiii! There is realy no such thing as a slut.
They are really called a Charley.
Quote: M Lewis @ March 2, 2008, 1:00 AMGrim. If my daughter came home dating a heroin addict bank robber i could deal with that........she comes in with a tatto she'd be looking for a new roof! (if she had those vile slut antlers done she'd need a new surname too, and probably witness protection)
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 1:17 AMOiiiiiiii! There is realy no such thing as a slut.
They are really called a Charley.
No Charley, you really are one of a kind.
Quote: Aaron @ March 2, 2008, 1:18 AMNo Charley, you really are one of a kind.
In a good way though, right?
Yes dear. In a good way. *pats Charley on the head*
Woooo!. Erm my head has moved though Azza.
What did I just touch then? There was lots of hai- 
This would just look brilliant on you.
Or...
Oh big crappers I'm in the wrong thread
Anyway Roscoff beat me to it in the right one.