Gold Tortoise In the Undergrowth and Other Animals
Comedy titles that should exist but don't Page 3
Carry on saying cock.
OR
It Ain't Half Honkey Mum.
Cameron and the Coke Machine
Taxi sitcom. 'Nothing to Chauffer it'.
'Daddy Hot' - a redundant firefighter becomes a childminder with hilarious results.
Viagra falls (staring Myranda Hart as the accident prone Ms Viagra.)
OR
Carry on Hand cock (back from the dead)
Is It Me or Is Tony Blair Very Effeminate?
It's definitely YOU!
Black Rod comes clean over flatulence accusations
Quote: Hildegard Titweavil @ 28th October 2015, 7:16 AM GMTIt's definitely YOU!
Black Rod comes clean over flatulence accusations
The Tales of Scrambled, Poached, Boiled and Midwifery
The Perils of Penelope Gobstopper
Rapid Eye Movement But Why-Aye Feel Fine
Triangular Trees, Tranngular Chocolate
Oral Sex Flake Bird
All Because The Lady Loves Milkin' Eh?
Betwixed
Quote: A Horseradish @ 28th October 2015, 9:32 AM GMT
The Tales of Scrambled, Poached, Boiled and Midwifery
The Perils of Penelope Gobstopper
Rapid Eye Movement But Why-Aye Feel Fine
Quote: A Horseradish @ 29th October 2015, 3:40 AM GMTTriangular Trees, Tranngular Chocolate
Oral Sex Flake Bird
All Because The Lady Loves Milkin' Eh?
Betwixed
How about:
The Joy of SEKS (South East Kite Society) and yes, they *do* exist.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 29th October 2015, 6:35 PM GMTHow about:
The Joy of SEKS (South East Kite Society) and yes, they *do* exist.
Definitely as I know it will have a gentle air to it The Blue Nun.
If you write it, I will make it the first programme on Chocolate TV.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 29th October 2015, 7:14 PM GMTDefinitely as I know it will have a gentle air to it The Blue Nun.
If you write it, I will make it the first programme on Chocolate TV.
I think I will, I'll have quite a lot of free time on my hands next spring, sigh!
Will the concept of 'Chocolate TV' be broadcast on regular terrestrial channel (in say, the manner of 'EMU TV'?)or is it a niche cable channel thing? How about a UKTV Gold or Dave angle?
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 29th October 2015, 7:17 PM GMTI think I will, I'll have quite a lot of free time on my hands next spring, sigh!
Will the concept of 'Chocolate TV' be broadcast on regular terrestrial channel (in say, the manner of 'EMU TV'?)or is it a niche cable channel thing? How about a UKTV Gold or Dave angle?
October to March as it would melt in the summer months and leave a lot of sludge on living room carpets.
Only 55% of programmes to have a chocolate theme so kites is fine. All of the commercials will be for chocolate. For channel hoppers, it will be immediately recognisable as there will be a permanent frame of colourful smarties around the shows. No product placement as such but every programme will be required to include a chocolate coloured animal for at least 30 seconds so you might like to bear that in mind when you put pen to paper. There will be a chocolate comedy phone line plus skype if Aaron fails to set up BCG ones.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 29th October 2015, 7:24 PM GMTOctober to March as it would melt in the summer months and leave a lot of sludge on living room carpets.
Only 55% of programmes to have a chocolate theme so kites is fine. All of the commercials will be for chocolate. For channel hoppers, it will be immediately recognisable as there will be a permanent frame of colourful smarties around the shows. No product placement as such but every programme will be required to include a chocolate coloured animal for at least 30 seconds so you might like to bear that in mind when you put pen to paper. There will be a chocolate comedy phone line plus skype if Aaron fails to set up BCG ones.
That is true. Would jaffa cakes be allowed to feature as they're classified as a cake for VAT reasons? I reckon that Aaron's flat already contains a chocolate comedy phone line and that it's in constant use.