Too Many Spooks Spoil The Brothel
Comedy titles that should exist but don't Page 2
Could they not call it Do You Want Your Member Exorcised??
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 18th October 2015, 9:00 AM BSTCould they not call it Do You Want Your Member Exorcised??
Well, they/we could.
We can debate the title later but I'm very pleased you've bought in to the concept!
(It's going to have spies and madames and members of parliament and tarts and some very dark clergymen)
Quote: A Horseradish @ 18th October 2015, 10:07 PM BST
Well, they/we could.
We can debate the title later but I'm very pleased you've bought in to the concept!
(It's going to have spies and madames and members of parliament and tarts and some very dark clergymen)
I seem to recall that there was a short-lived comedy series set in a brothel?
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 19th October 2015, 10:15 AM BSTI seem to recall that there was a short-lived comedy series set in a brothel?
Yes, it was called "50 Quid? You Must Be Joking!"
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th October 2015, 10:36 AM BSTYes, it was called "50 Quid? You Must Be Joking!"
I personally prefer:
Red Lights At Night: Punters' Delight.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 19th October 2015, 10:46 AM BSTI personally prefer:
Red Lights At Night: Punters' Delight.
Or...........
Red Knob in the Morning: VD Warning
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th October 2015, 11:24 AM BSTOr...........
Red Knob in the Morning: VD Warning
I'm struggling with the tenor of some of these posts. Is it Pavarotti? No, I mean, it all sounds a bit interlekchewal. That's frowned upon round these parts. See, I'm frowning now. 
Best I can manage is schoolboy smut. Not smut from a schoolboy up a chimney, it's his day off anyway. No, stuff like:-
Life in a gynaecologist office in Slough. The Orifice. Featuring David Bent.
Top Cat as a police rector in Vicar of Dibbles.
Lunar high jinks in Moon Behaving Badly.
Victor Meldrew as a fashion designer in Absolutely Cantankerous.
I guess you lot are coming up with new names, whereas I'm just altering existing ones. If I have an original thought, I'll let you know........................................................................................ nothing so far............
Pimp my snatch hammock
Reality series following the day to day ups and downs of an Ann Summers party rep
I could have sworn I parked it there............
Off the wall documentary on The Fiat Multipla eradication Society
Living with poor stool production
Medical fact based drama based in the Australian outback
Carbon Footprints in the snow
Comedy set amidst a futile attempt at reversing the next ice age
Quote: Steve D @ 21st October 2015, 1:15 PM BSTI'm struggling with the tenor of some of these posts. Is it Pavarotti? No, I mean, it all sounds a bit interlekchewal. That's frowned upon round these parts. See, I'm frowning now.
Best I can manage is schoolboy smut. Not smut from a schoolboy up a chimney, it's his day off anyway. No, stuff like:-
Life in a gynaecologist office in Slough. The Orifice. Featuring David Bent.
Top Cat as a police rector in Vicar of Dibbles.
Lunar high jinks in Moon Behaving Badly.
Victor Meldrew as a fashion designer in Absolutely Cantankerous.
I guess you lot are coming up with new names, whereas I'm just altering existing ones. If I have an original thought, I'll let you know........................................................................................ nothing so far............
Quote: Hildegard Titweavil @ 21st October 2015, 8:56 PM BSTPimp my snatch hammock
Reality series following the day to day ups and downs of an Ann Summers party repI could have sworn I parked it there............
Off the wall documentary on The Fiat Multipla eradication SocietyLiving with poor stool production
Medical fact based drama based in the Australian outbackCarbon Footprints in the snow
Comedy set amidst a futile attempt at reversing the next ice age
Laura Makes An Ass You And Me
I'll see if this fits.
Will Ye No Come Back? Starring Arnold McSchwartzenegger.
Don't tell the bride I've got AIDS
"Good Vibrations" - Larks in a sex toy testing room
Unwillingly To Poole.