The erotic sex stories thread
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why does the woman not take two morning after pills?
'Cos you can't get pregnant up the bum bum.
Aw...
Is that how Lily Allen will be remembered?
Two cocks - wow!
btw how does he make it last 10 mins?
oh, silly me, I thought you meant she had two whatsits lol
Quote: Aaron @ March 1, 2008, 11:26 PM'Cos you can't get pregnant up the bum bum.
Is that like the Can-Can dance or the Dum-Dum bullet?
Quote: zooo @ March 1, 2008, 11:29 PMAw...
Is that how Lily Allen will be remembered?
Yep! Certainly in my mind anyway! 
Actually, maybe I should have phrased that differently. :-/
(Glad someone spotted the reference though.)
Quote: frostyboy @ March 1, 2008, 11:18 PMPost an erotic story which is one paragraph long.
I'll start:
There is a man and a woman. The woman says "let's have sex". The man thinks that she is a total slut, but agrees. They get undressed. It turns out that the man has two penises. The woman says "one in each hole". Ten minutes later, the job is done. The woman goes to the local chemist to get the morning-after pill. The end.
Did she take the morning after pill twice.
Also If I was having a bit of double entry I would expect more than a piddly 10 minutes.
Charley you should post on all feminist web sites. They'd have a f**king heart attack!
Good idea Roscoff. Do you have any links for me?
I would have a field day.