I am cool.
I am eating HobNobs.
Finally the perfect post to match your avatar 
I'm on lent. I hate you.
is that you in your avatar Leevil?
You know what he's going to say now, don't you?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ March 1, 2008, 10:27 PMI'm on lent. I hate you.
I'm surprised that you believe in religion!
I am eating cheese & onion crisps. They are all the more enjoyable because they aint mine.
Quote: zooo @ March 1, 2008, 10:33 PMYou know what he's going to say now, don't you?
I don't even know what I'm going to say now?
Quote: Charley @ March 1, 2008, 11:47 PMI am eating cheese & onion crisps. They are all the more enjoyable because they aint mine.
Down the back of the sofa?
Last time I went there I found a real live gremlin.
Quote: Leevil @ March 1, 2008, 11:48 PMI don't even know what I'm going to say now?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dunap.
Dunap who?
Knock Knock....
Whose there
Adolph
Adolph who
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Your ex-wife.
F**k off.
A zebra walks into a farmyard.
He sees a chicken and asks it what it does.
The chicken said "I walk around, cluck, and lay eggs."
Next, he sees a pig and asks it what it does.
"I roll in mud all day, oink, and when I'm fat enough they turn me into bacon," replied the pig.
Then he sees a horse, and asks him what he does.
"Take off your pyjamas and I'll show you."