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I have none.

I've always thought about getting "BEN" inked on my ankle in my own handwriting though. Just in case I get lost or something.

I don't have one. But if I did, I'd have one going across my shoulder blades and spiralling down my arms.

Quote: ian_w @ March 1, 2008, 7:23 PM

I think women with 1 little tatto on their shoulder or back or somewhere look really sexy.

Sexy in a drunken skank just fallen off the back of a motorbike with pins stuck in her head kind of way? :-/

Ya gotta luv the slapper horns....

kjs

Quote: Aaron @ March 1, 2008, 10:36 PM

Sexy in a drunken skank just fallen off the back of a motorbike with pins stuck in her head kind of way? :-/

Nooooo! I mean like one tiny little leaf or butterfly or something (awwwww).
Dunno why, maybe because it betrays a little bit of wildness Cool

Quote: ian_w @ March 1, 2008, 7:23 PM

I think women with 1 little tatto on their shoulder or back or somewhere look really sexy.
If I was going to have one I think I'd have a celtic band I think they look great.

True story. I said that to my ex. She went out and got a daffodil except instead of being small and cute it was more like a f**king palm tree. So I told her. Probably a mistake! >_<

Quote: roscoff @ March 1, 2008, 11:05 PM

True story. I said that to my ex. She went out and got a daffodil except instead of being small and cute it was more like a f**king palm tree. So I told her. Probably a mistake! >_<

Laughing out loud

I bet she just laughed and laughed!!

Quote: ian_w @ March 1, 2008, 11:00 PM

Nooooo! I mean like one tiny little leaf or butterfly or something (awwwww).
Dunno why, maybe because it betrays a little bit of wildness Cool

It betrays a bit of skankiness!

Tattoos always make me think of Dave Gorman.

Poor Dave. :(

Quote: zooo @ March 1, 2008, 11:31 PM

Tattoos always make me think of Dave Gorman.

Poor Dave. :(

Am I missing something. Did he have a picture of you etched across his forehead but it turned out to be unrequited lurve? Because I have but it looks a bit like that Gethin chappy.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 1, 2008, 8:19 PM

How about the bible?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: KJSmyling @ March 1, 2008, 8:31 PM

I've designed one... If I ever get the nerve to get it done I'll post the result.

kjs

Go for it.

Quote: roscoff @ March 1, 2008, 11:05 PM

True story. I said that to my ex. She went out and got a daffodil except instead of being small and cute it was more like a f**king palm tree. So I told her. Probably a mistake! >_<

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ March 1, 2008, 9:34 PM

I don't have one. But if I did, I'd have one going across my shoulder blades and spiralling down my arms.

We still talking about tattoos, or have you moved onto girlfriends?

Quote: ian_w @ March 1, 2008, 11:00 PM

Nooooo! I mean like one tiny little leaf or butterfly or something (awwwww).
Dunno why, maybe because it betrays a little bit of wildness Cool

Yey!
Anyhoo I like the way that when I am bent over, a guy is reminded I have given birth. Thats even before he spots the tattoo. :D

That's a horrible, horrible mental image. :(

Awwww!
Liar liar pants on.

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