Quote: Chappers @ 30th September 2015, 10:48 PM BSTWhy change Joy to Joyce? You don't need to.
(I thought of a good joke today but it's totally gone!)
I felt writing 'she' would have made the line easier to misunderstand and writing 'Joy' again just didn't look right. Perhaps, you're right though.
Last night, I was in my hot tub with four gorgeous naked women.
It's not true, I just like saying it.
"Hallo, is this gamblers anonymous?2
"You bet!"
Every time I leave my house for work, I have an orgasm.
I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I think I have low self-esteem.
Even my imaginary girlfriend dumped me.
Why was the man who shot all the people in a pub lazy?
Because he was an inn-active shooter
Face-planted into the ground. Should have my face tree any day now.
A terrorist goes into a pub and shoots six people. "Where's my whisky ?" he demands. "I got the last round of shots in didn't I ?"
I used to sell arms to an Islamic fundamentalist
I sold him so many arms that he became a Hindu fundamentalist
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 1st October 2015, 1:17 PM BSTI used to sell arms to an Islamic fundamentalist
I sold him so many arms that he became a Hindu fundamentalist
booyah!
The Catholics wanted to make me a Cardinal.
I told them they could kiss my ring.
Heard about the priest with three dicks? Puts the willies up choirboys.
Been thinking about how to make a better mousetrap.
All I came up with was - tighten up the first act.
I enjoy a good punch at a party, it's when they start kicking I get a bit peeved.
Do you think workers at Michelin ever get tired?
Lost my ring in a graveyard. I left no stone unturned, I can tell you.
Opened an annoying sound shop. We've got everything, all the bells and whistles.
Do you think old spiders ever dust off the cobwebs?
I love my failed suicide attempts. They just about kill me.
New Liverpool manager appoints brother to help with team discipline - Good Klopp/Bad Klopp
When Sarah Jessica Parker's ill, does she go to horse-pital?