My penis fits inside a goats bum
Admit An Obscure Truth About Yourself
The sperm I beat to be here would of been the first man on Uranus.
I bought a rape whistle recently. It's great for attracting attention and, well I just like to make a jaunty song while I'm doing my raping.
Quote: Woozie @ 27th September 2015, 9:02 PM BSTwould of been
This is more offensive than rape jokes.
Quote: Aaron @ 27th September 2015, 9:32 PM BSTThis is more offensive than rape jokes.
Yes! I loathe 'would OF'.
Quote: keewik @ 27th September 2015, 9:36 PM BSTYes! I loathe 'would OF'.
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Quote: Aaron @ 27th September 2015, 9:32 PM BSTThis is more offensive than rape jokes.
I fear you're fighting a losing battle Aaron.
At Christmas one year, I told a tramp that I loved him. I would of given him some money but I only had a tenner. And anyway, what better gift than my love.
Quote: Mikey88 @ 27th September 2015, 10:12 PM BSTAt Christmas one year, I told a tramp that I loved him. I would of given him some money but I only had a tenner. And anyway, what better gift than my love.
Aaron! I think they're doing it on purpose.
And right getting on my wick.
I think you should ban anyone who does that in future. The only problem is I don't think they know what they're doing wrong.
I was doing it on purpose - sorry
You should of known better.
This one time when I was a kid I had some scissors for some reason so I cut all the roses off of our neigbours bush. I blamed my brother though. I would of owned up but I would of got in trouble and the neighbour, Mrs Thompson was always putting flowers in her jum-jum hair so it was just a bit of fun
I once carved a famous Bay watch star, it was a Wood Hoff.