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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,768

Google is much bigger than you think.

The programs contain 2 Billion lines; 40 times as much computer code as Microsoft Windows! The computer centres are MASSIVE.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/google-is-much-bigger-than-you-think/story-e6frfrnr-1227533653476

The video at the end of that web page is kind-of scary...

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"Robert Lewandowski: Bayern Munich Striker Scores 5 Goals in 9 Minutes After Subbing In at Halftime".

Subbing in? What the f**k? Must be some sort of Yank phrase. Sounds more like a U-Boat arriving.

Any news on what other farm animals Cameron used to stick his willy in today?

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They want to classify Bridge as a sport.

WTF?

How do you define sport? Someone said if you have to change your shoes.

Isn't darts a sport?

I think if it doesn't make you sweat, it's not a sport.

Quote: zooo @ 22nd September 2015, 10:48 PM BST

Isn't darts a sport?

I think if it doesn't make you sweat, it's not a sport.

Well that's my argument. Darts isn't a sport for both reasons. They only sweat because they're fat bastards.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd September 2015, 10:51 PM BST

Well that's my argument. Darts isn't a sport for both reasons. They only sweat because they're fat bastards.

Still a skill though, like snooker - would you include that?

Crochet's also a skill. :)

Quote: keewik @ 23rd September 2015, 8:01 PM BST

Crochet's also a skill. :)

Yes, I see the World Series is coming up soon. :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd September 2015, 9:50 AM BST

Still a skill though, like snooker - would you include that?

No - they're just all GAMES!

Would you count Chess or Backgammon?

I see the Olympics lasting about three months soon . ..

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd September 2015, 11:09 PM BST

No - they're just all GAMES!

Would you count Chess or Backgammon?

Why not, and Monopoly or Scrabble...........and er, Happy Families. :P

Zooo, Do swimmers break into a sweat?? ;)

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