British Comedy Guide

Tattoos

I have two. One I really like & one I hate.

I have a tribal one on my lower back, with a sign above meaning sons.
I like that one.

Then I have a rose on my right shoulder. I wanted a red one. However the fella ran out of red ink & gave me a purple & yellow one instead. I was to pissed to argue.
I hate that one.

I think women with 1 little tatto on their shoulder or back or somewhere look really sexy.
If I was going to have one I think I'd have a celtic band I think they look great.

I don't have any. I'd be too scared, for one thing. Plus they're just so permanent, and anything permanent makes me feel a bit panicky.

One can be quite sexy. But I hate it when men are covered in them, although Johnny Depp's got a few and he looks ace.

Quote: ian_w @ March 1, 2008, 7:23 PM

I think women with 1 little tatto on their shoulder or back or somewhere look really sexy.

You creep!

Quote: ian_w @ March 1, 2008, 7:23 PM

I think I'd have a celtic band I think they look great.

How about the Dubliners?

I'd like one but I'd like it to mean something, you know have a story behind it or something.

Painful and possibly difficult to read

Quote: Paul W @ March 1, 2008, 8:11 PM

I'd like one but I'd like it to mean something, you know have a story behind it or something.

How about the bible?

Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 1, 2008, 8:19 PM

How about the bible?

Laughing out loud

I meant a believable story.

I've designed one... If I ever get the nerve to get it done I'll post the result.

kjs

I always enjoy the bit where the piper plays the pipes on the castle ramparts above the city. Oh yeah, and the motorcycle pyramid's not too bad either.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ March 1, 2008, 8:39 PM

I always enjoy the bit where the piper plays the pipes on the castle ramparts above the city. Oh yeah, and the motorcycle pyramid's not too bad either.

Laughing out loud

I was waiting for that one.

And what about the Russian lesbians?

Quote: David Chapman @ March 1, 2008, 8:43 PM

Laughing out loud

I was waiting for that one.

And what about the Russian lesbians?

Desmond Tutu's not a Russian lesbian...is he?

Quote: Blenkinsop @ March 1, 2008, 8:47 PM

Desmond Tutu's not a Russian lesbian...is he?

Wel he does insist on wearing those frilly skirts.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 1, 2008, 8:19 PM

How about the bible?

Laughing out loud

You're on form tonight.

I hate tattos. Next subject please

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