Quote: lofthouse @ 19th September 2015, 11:06 AM BSTIf I watch Bottom now I know every single word before it's said
Sadly I've watched every episode about 40 times
At least
If it makes you feel better... I only saw it for the first time just over a year ago and I rekon I've seen each episode close to that. I get what you mean about unwatching though.
Jack Whitehall told on WILTY? he once went to a hypnotist to erase his memory of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy so he could repeat the experience of a first time watch. Of course, it was a lie! So I don't know if this is possible. 
I'd like to watch OFAH for the first time again.
I wish I could erase Gavin and Stacey from my memory
And then never, ever watch it again
I love the simple puerility of "Richie, I'm warning you. If you don't shut up and let me watch "Miss World", I'm going to stuff your head up your bum."
Richie: Ah, cheesy dip?
Spudgun: Yeah.
Hedgehog: Yeah.
Richie: Yeah, me too. There's something going 'round I think.
"Der Richie. I am in the pube with the holiday monkey.
Run, run, run!" ... Poor sad git!
"O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall."
Shop Assistant: Very droll, sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.
RICHIE: What's in it?
EDDIE: Brandy.
RICHIE: Ah...
EDDIE: Pernod, meths, paint stripper, Mr Sheen and Drambuie.
RICHIE: Drambuie? (SHAKES LIMP HAND, EFFEMINATE VOICE) Eweee-hewwwwwww.
EDDIE: Yeah, all right, but you've got to put something in it for the birds.
Quote: Mikey Jackson @ 21st September 2015, 6:52 PM BSTRICHIE: What's in it?
EDDIE: Brandy.
RICHIE: Ah...
EDDIE: Pernod, meths, paint stripper, Mr Sheen and Drambuie.
RICHIE: Drambuie? (SHAKES LIMP HAND, EFFEMINATE VOICE) Eweee-hewwwwwww.
EDDIE: Yeah, all right, but you've got to put something in it for the birds.
RICHIE: How are you alive?
EDDIE: (TAPS NOSE) I may, very well, not be.
Fart.
Piss.
Wank.
You bastard Eddie.
You bastard Richie.
You total and utter bastard.
Bastard.
I like Bottom, but I prefer The Young Ones, but I've been though this before. Remember Filthy Rich and Catflap too? The third episode is practically Bottom with a bit of Nigel Planer.
Richie getting electrocuted by the cattle prod was puerile and hilarious.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 22nd September 2015, 11:21 AM BSTRichie getting electrocuted by the cattle prod was puerile and hilarious.
Yes.
-"Give it to me!"
-Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Even remembering this makes me laugh...
Richie: How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a pin.
Richie: (Annoyed) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Chicken"?
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken!
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape the Sausage to the Fridge"!?
Eddie: WE HAVEN'T GOT A SAUSAGE!
Richie: "PUT A BIT OF SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE"!!!?
Eddie: Not much of a game, is it?
Dan
Quote: Woozie @ 21st September 2015, 9:22 PM BSTRICHIE: How are you alive?
EDDIE: (TAPS NOSE) I may, very well, not be.
Ah, yes. How could I forget to include that. lol 
