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I'm not that keen on rap. They all think they're Roger McGough, but they're not.

Quote: Lee @ 14th September 2015, 11:58 AM BST

Apart from all the music and the dancing and the global popularity and the fact that is music.

The main problem with Rap is that most of the famous people of the genre are such horrible, arrogant twats.

I do like the Dream Warriors though.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 14th September 2015, 2:05 PM BST

We have the builders in (no, it's not a euphemism ...) and they are driving me crazy at the moment. They're not too bad, but constantly changing the radio station over and making profane comments about substances spattered on the walls (yes, really) is rather annoying.

Whose radio is it?

Quote: keewik @ 14th September 2015, 2:21 PM BST

I don't think I've ever drunk a cocktail, but the sticks are good for:
1) sticking cherries in pieces of melon
2) Stabbing newly baked cakes to see if they're properly cooked
3) my main use - cleaning plug-holes.

I'm surprised you don't want them to gouge my eyes out.

Quote: Chappers @ 14th September 2015, 8:52 PM BST

I'm surprised you don't want them to gouge my eyes out.

Bugger! You've rumbled my cunning plan.

Quote: Chappers @ 14th September 2015, 12:27 AM BST

You drink COCKTAILS?

But you're Scotch!!!

Scotch???

Quote: playfull @ 14th September 2015, 11:11 PM BST

Scotch???

Does that chat up line ever work?

Yes but not as well as -

Another Scotch?

Quote: playfull @ 14th September 2015, 11:11 PM BST

Scotch???

Oh! Do you think I might have offended her? Heaven forbid! I wouldn't dreeeeaaam of doing that!

Angelic

Quote: Chappers @ 14th September 2015, 11:40 PM BST

Oh! Do you think I might have offended her? Heaven forbid! I wouldn't dreeeeaaam of doing that!

Angelic

I think you have scotched your relationship with Keewik

Quote: Chappers @ 14th September 2015, 11:40 PM BST

Oh! Do you think I might have offended her? Heaven forbid! I wouldn't dreeeeaaam of doing that!

Angelic

That is soooo funny, especially now you have done it to death. >_<

Quote: playfull @ 14th September 2015, 11:11 PM BST

Scotch???

As far as I'm aware, 'Scotch' and 'Scottish' are synonymous.

The widespread belief that 'Scotch' may be applied properly to certain types of whisky, eggs and broth but not to other things (especially people) from Scotland is erroneous.

The people of Scotland may dislike being described as 'Scotch' and, as much as we might wish to respect their wish not to be referred to in that way, to do so remains correct English usage.

Quote: Chappers @ 14th September 2015, 11:40 PM BST

Oh! Do you think I might have offended her? Heaven forbid! I wouldn't dreeeeaaam of doing that!

Angelic

*reaches for the cocktail sticks*

Santander

Tip: don't trust your hard earned cash with a bunch of FACKIN Spaniards

Set of clueless twats

WHen people don't put the milk back in the fridge.

or butter or bread or my cider!!
Lofty, yes they took £65 out, never asked for their insurance???..

Quote: Bentfer @ 21st September 2015, 8:50 AM BST

WHen people don't put the milk back in the fridge.

Quote: dellas @ 22nd September 2015, 7:53 AM BST

or butter or bread or my cider!!

Or my urine samples. If you can take it OUT of the fridge to get to the soft drinks then you can also put it back IN! Annoying.

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