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Rather enjoying the shadow cabinet all adopting the no-tie dress-code.
Lord Falconer looked particularly ill-at-ease on the news last night, sporting the sort of wild, flaring collar normally seen on Harry Hill.

Jeremy Corbyn could well be a modern-day Guy Fawkes.

More pow(d)er to his elbow, I say!

No one with anything about them ever gets any real power.

Benn, T and H, Foot, Galloway, Jennie Lee, Angela Eagle.

Farage, Powell, Hague, Widdecombe, Rory Stewart, Justine Greening.

Grimond, Pardoe, Penhaligon, Kennedy, Timmy Farron, Lucas.

I'm not at all sure now that Corbyn holds a candle to any of them. :(

Quote: sootyj @ 16th September 2015, 9:32 AM BST

Then he goes outside and is filmed taking a lunch bag from Costas.

Thus giving free publicity to tax dodging c**ts, using a service of rememberance for free advertising.

Because he is an idiot.

Aren't Costa the ones who do pay tax? Their business model is pretty much built on not being Starbucks.

And to be fair the staff in Costa are so young they probably mistook Corbyn and Watson for war veterans.

I like The Corbster

Sadly Gary Glitter has more chance of becoming PM

I didn't so much read it as hear it on the radio and I haven't been able to clarify it.

A bar somewhere up north got fined £100,000 because they gave a cocktail including liquid nitrogen to a girl and she's had to have her stomach removed.

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Laughing out loud

If Corbyn ever becomes PM you will find he won't be alive for very long ...

Will the lizards get him?

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th September 2015, 8:37 PM BST

If Corbyn ever becomes PM you will find he won't be alive for very long ...

Neither will any of us.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 16th September 2015, 10:23 PM BST

You mean like those 'charitable institutions', one of which you work for?

I'm self employed these days

And c**t or no hmrc get my taxes

I even ask them heads or tails

The snp really are an unbelievable set of bare faced lying bastards aren't they

This referendum is a once in a lifetime vote

This is it , one chance only , never to be repeated

Ummmm unless we have another one a year later

F**k off! It's literally beyond a bloody joke

Quote: Chappers @ 17th September 2015, 6:06 PM BST

I didn't so much read it as hear it on the radio and I haven't been able to clarify it.

A bar somewhere up north got fined £100,000 because they gave a cocktail including liquid nitrogen to a girl and she's had to have her stomach removed.

Seems to be true: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-34277429

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 17th September 2015, 10:11 PM BST

What.. another charity tax dodge?

Are you saying you don't work there any more?

*tread carefully*

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