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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 3rd August 2015, 11:08 AM BST

He looked a bit like Swiss soccer player Granit Xhaka:

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By the way, he's playing against England today!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 8th September 2015, 8:58 PM BST

By the way, he's playing against England today!

Are you sure?

I'm positive.

I'm not denying he was on the pitch.

Quote: Loopey @ 8th September 2015, 7:32 PM BST

Erm, are you sure it was a real doctor?

Okay if you want the sordid details ... Stitches were needed the first time after an episiotomy, and the second time after a tear. Are deliveries tear-free these days?

Though now I think about it, it was only the second doctor who did the finger-up-the-bum thing.

Quote: keewik @ 8th September 2015, 10:19 PM BST

Okay if you want the sordid details ... Stitches were needed the first time after an episiotomy, and the second time after a tear. Are deliveries tear-free these days?

You were crying? I think you were Scotch.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 8th September 2015, 8:03 PM BST

The question is: what is he doing in that picture?

Edit: Why am I suddenly hearing banjo music while thinking about this question?

Looks like he's sat on the toilet, pondering life.

I have to admit it but I do love Dorian.

Quote: Chappers @ 13th September 2015, 10:13 PM BST

I have to admit it but I do love Dorian.

Who is he?

It's the painting that Chappers keeps in his loft.........

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Good choice Chappers, I fancy him too.

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Now?

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th September 2015, 10:17 AM BST

Now?

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John Malkovich has let himself go a bit.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 14th September 2015, 10:54 AM BST

John Malkovich has let himself go a bit.

Laughing out loud

While watching the World Championships I couldn't help noticing this young lady:

https://youtu.be/ie9C3QFT4kc

Just warming up for the race of course, not attention seeking at all! ;)

Apparently it's a bit of a trademark thing she does, became an online hit a few years ago? (I missed it):

https://youtu.be/ZfkwW4GgAiU

Well it works for me! Plus I like the fact she backed it up by battering the opposion in that race.

I can imagine that warm up dance getting very annoying after a very short time(perhaps she also does to irritate her fellow runners, put them off their game? I'm thinking of adopting this distraction trick while playing in my pub-team's football matches).

At least she seems like she's having fun out there, so good luck to her.

Quote: Lazarus Goldfinger @ 14th September 2015, 1:53 PM BST

Laughing out loud

While watching the World Championships I couldn't help noticing this young lady:

https://youtu.be/ie9C3QFT4kc

Just warming up for the race of course, not attention seeking at all! ;)

Apparently it's a bit of a trademark thing she does, became an online hit a few years ago? (I missed it):

https://youtu.be/ZfkwW4GgAiU

Well it works for me! Plus I like the fact she backed it up by battering the opposion in that race.

I can imagine that warm up dance getting very annoying after a very short time(perhaps she also does to irritate her fellow runners, put them off their game? I'm thinking of adopting this distraction trick while playing in my pub-team's football matches).

At least she seems like she's having fun out there, so good luck to her.

Yes, yes, yes, but do you want to "give her one" or not?

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