Relation with Britain:
* Born here. Never left.
Relation with Comedy:
* Watch and read lots. Mostly TV and film.
* Attend occasional stand-up gigs.
* Include humour in my work as a magician
* Not really 'funny' or a 'writer', but good at remembering stuff and apply wit
Relation with Guides:
* I used to manage the Peckham girl guides. Now I can only manage 2 or 3 
Relation with BCG:
* Occasional lurker
* Found the Newsjack forum of failed attempts, while Googling their writing style. Used those posts to get a feel for what the show _didn't_ select. Rejected any of my lines that match BCG's failed lines. Submitted the rest. Got one accepted!
* I suppose that means I'm in everyone's debt 
Disclaimer:
* Don't expect anything funny or insightful. The real me is dull.
