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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 8th September 2015, 12:04 PM BST

The thing is, you are already through, but Switzerland is still in need of a few points. So, a draw would be an acceptable scenario for the both of us...

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...please don't slaughter us tonight!

You move in high circles, can't you bung Step Ladder a few quid?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 8th September 2015, 12:04 PM BST

The thing is, you are already through, but Switzerland is still in need of a few points. So, a draw would be an acceptable scenario for the both of us...

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...please don't slaughter us tonight!

I find all those pictures of that thing you post oddly moving.

Emotional even. Weird innit?

Anyhow, good luck - I don't mind if we lose as we are through.

And Rooney isn't better that Charlton.

But I was for Roy from the start and obviously I was right. Cool

Got to love the football pundits on TV.
Discussing Rooney's chances of ever getting a medal or winning anything with the England team saying 'not a chance' in his playing career'
There are some good looking newcomers in the team and I won't write their chances off.
They won 6-0 the other night on a horrible pitch with San Marino camped and defending the whole match. They can only win it!

I'm sure all this negative talk about the England team affects them. I knew a pro footballer (now sadly expired) and he often told me that the crowd and the papers affected his play.

As Aaron hasn't thrown his toys out of the pram does that mean we can flood the boards with football threads?

Quote: Chappers @ 5th September 2015, 8:10 PM BST

Oooooooh! When Aaron sees this thread HE'S gonna kick your arse Hercules!

See, I thought you had jumped the gun. ;)

Quote: Chappers @ 8th September 2015, 5:58 PM BST

As Aaron hasn't thrown his toys out of the pram does that mean we can flood the boards with football threads?

That's 'cos he likes me - I'm special. Angelic

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th September 2015, 6:59 PM BST

That's 'cos he likes me - I'm special. Angelic

That's the truest thing you've ever said.

Not quality this game tonight. England

Of course, it may be a game of two halves! :P

Half-time - just slightly more chance of Mickey Rooney scoring than Wayne.

I thought it looks a good game.

So far so ok.

Mmm.. well, they're not losing..

Swiss playing well. :)

Yes, a vast improvement over the near debacle on saturday.

Great goal from Kane. Only about 3 players off-side.

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"Bugger!"

Wow.

If only I had put Kane in my fantasy football team at the start of the season.

Oh, hold on, I did and he's done nothing! >_<

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