With all the talk of two fingers up on that thread and gay porn stars on this thread I'm not surprised if you got confused.
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Quote: zooo @ 7th September 2015, 10:33 PM BSTWith all the talk of two fingers up on that thread and gay porn stars on this thread I'm not surprised if you got confused.
When you have been through the prostate tests and had rubber gloves etc up your arse, nothing confuses.
Especially when they conclude as I said to them all along that it was merely a compressed nerve in the upper thigh caused by too much wanking. When we all agreed, 2013 ended really well and the issue disappeared.
Women get fingers up the bum too, you know - after childbirth when the doctor has to make sure he hasn't sewn up the wrong bit.
That's what your doctor said.
Quote: keewik @ 7th September 2015, 11:12 PM BSTWomen get fingers up the bum too, you know - after childbirth when the doctor has to make sure he hasn't sewn up the wrong bit.
I didn't have that and I had trauma. That was (thankfully) the first and indeed the last time I ever gave birth. I am currently sitting on a leathery clutch of eggs.
There goes my breakfast...
Quote: Lee @ 8th September 2015, 7:42 AM BSTThere goes my breakfast...
Oh clucking hell. My apologies.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th September 2015, 6:48 AM BSTI didn't have that and I had trauma. That was (thankfully) the first and indeed the last time I ever gave birth. I am currently sitting on a leathery clutch of eggs.
Oh dear - re-reading this it implied that I suffer from piles which I do not. I merely meant it to mean that I was a gigantic lizard living in suburbia and incubating a clutch of eggs under my expansive abdomen.
Hopefully this clears things up and doesn't upset anyone's dinner?
I assumed the lizard thing, don't worry.
He's so manly, I think this pic has made me pregnant.
Quote: keewik @ 7th September 2015, 11:12 PM BSTWomen get fingers up the bum too, you know - after childbirth when the doctor has to make sure he hasn't sewn up the wrong bit.
Erm, are you sure it was a real doctor?
Quote: zooo @ 7th September 2015, 11:15 PM BSTThat's what your doctor said.
My point exactly.
Quote: zooo @ 8th September 2015, 7:25 PM BSTI assumed the lizard thing, don't worry.
He's so manly, I think this pic has made me pregnant.
Is that a human being or some sort of hybrid?
I think he might be a caveman.
The question is: what is he doing in that picture?
Edit: Why am I suddenly hearing banjo music while thinking about this question?
Nothing too rude, but I did crop off the bottom of the pic so as not to offend your poor man-eyes.