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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th September 2015, 6:08 AM BST

Winds light to variable.

DISCLAIMER: The medical information in this thread is provided as an information resource only, and is not to be used or relied on for any diagnostic or treatment purposes. Comedy.co.uk does not take any responsibility for the advice given.

How about rain? Any need for artificial irrigation?

Only a bit of piss taking

We used to have a real Doctor on here. What was his name? Tim possibly. I know, Tim Possibly is an unusual name. Anyone remember him?

Lol yes, good old Tim Possibly.

I think he still pops in now and then!

He walkered off, I think.

Meanwhile... Medical thread ? do they still use catgut for that?

Quote: billwill @ 7th September 2015, 10:59 AM BST

He walkered off, I think.

Meanwhile... Medical thread ? do they still use catgut for that?

Laughing out loud

Ah yes, Dr Tim Walker, I remember now. I do forget a lot though; I wonder it it's early onset dementia? Could someone call Dr Jim Stalker for me?

Meanwhile, I Googled catgut and don't like what I read. I didn't realise what it was made from. Yuck.

My son had stitches recently which were made of synthetic material but I can't remember what it was called.

Quote: Loopey @ 7th September 2015, 2:00 PM BST

Meanwhile, I Googled catgut and don't like what I read. I didn't realise what it was made from. Yuck.

Cat gut by any chance?

Quote: Loopey @ 7th September 2015, 2:00 PM BST

My son had stitches recently which were made of synthetic material but I can't remember what it was called.

Is that what you call a Medical Thread?

Quote: Lee @ 7th September 2015, 8:16 PM BST

Thanks Loops. Her chair is a very fancy one! Anything else would be a downgrade. :)

Wow, that must be a fantastic chair Lee!
Mine is bespoke, designed and made with input from specialist seating company, GP, Physio, OT, Wheelchair Technicians and other people I forget. All on NHS so I can't knock them for that, they are just crap at repairs!

Quote: Chappers @ 7th September 2015, 8:49 PM BST

Cat gut by any chance?

No, usually sheep, cattle & horses.

Quote: Chappers @ 7th September 2015, 8:49 PM BST

Is that what you call a Medical Thread?

That's not as funny as Billwill's version.

It's a Balder Finesse :) Yours sounds fancy!

Quote: Lee @ 7th September 2015, 9:44 PM BST

It's a Balder Finesse :) Yours sounds fancy!

Just had a quick look at the Balder Finesse - mine does that tipping back thing too.
Forget BCG drinks, we should have a BCG medical met up and compare equipment, have test drives and share medication.
How about a few games:
Guess the medical condition
I'm constipated, get it out of here
Egg and zimmer races
The possibilities are endless.
:D

What's Red, Raw and Has Pus Coming Out of It?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th September 2015, 9:55 PM BST

What's Red, Raw and Has Pus Coming Out of It?

You can be Quizmaster.

Quote: Loopey @ 7th September 2015, 10:04 PM BST

You can be Quizmaster.

How vile do you want them? Sick

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