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Quote: TheBlueNun @ 5th September 2015, 5:26 PM BST

I know, sad isn't it? It's growing up as the only girl sandwiched (not literally) between two boys. I soon developed a lifelong love of Viz Comic and never looked back. :P

That's no excuse. I grew up reading The Eagle, but I never became a WWII style pilot in outer space battling the evil Mekon.

Then I switched to Batman, but I didn't grow up and become a millionaire businessman by day and a vigilante crime fighter by night.

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 5th September 2015, 11:23 PM BST

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Not even a little bit?

Bloody B pissing T, taking auto £5 subscription for bloody sport?... after enquiries (halfhour)... yes we automatic subscribed you, as we didnt want you to miss your favourite sports???.... explained I don't want said sport'... ok we will refund you on next bill,... out fookin ragious!!! Angry

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th September 2015, 12:57 AM BST

Not even a little bit?

Maybe in the future if I'm short of cash.

It's Sunday and I have to go to work tomorrow. I thought about getting very drunk to forget about it but I have to get up quite early. Also I suspect trying to work with a hangover will make things worse.

It's 6:20 AM on a Sunday morning of a 3-day holiday weekend here, so there are still 2 more days of barbecuing and drinking beer by the pool. :)

Quote: DaButt @ 6th September 2015, 12:23 PM BST

It's 6:20 AM on a Sunday morning of a 3-day holiday weekend here, so there are still 2 more days of barbecuing and drinking beer by the pool. :)

Lucky you. It's 9.35pm here. My alarm is going off in 7hr 55mins

Quote: DaButt @ 6th September 2015, 12:23 PM BST

It's 6:20 AM on a Sunday morning of a 3-day holiday weekend here, so there are still 2 more days of barbecuing and drinking beer by the pool. :)

Sounds good, what time should we come over?

Quote: playfull @ 6th September 2015, 2:09 PM BST

Sounds good, what time should we come over?

We typically start between 10 and noon. Please note that Texas doesn't allow beer sales before noon on Sunday.

Quote: dellas @ 6th September 2015, 6:34 AM BST

Bloody B pissing T, taking auto £5 subscription for bloody sport?... after enquiries (halfhour)... yes we automatic subscribed you, as we didnt want you to miss your favourite sports???.... explained I don't want said sport'... ok we will refund you on next bill,... out fookin ragious!!! Angry

Have you got the special box for the sport channels? We're with BT But never requested the box. Have to check our bill. They've got to get the money back from their massive outlay somehow haven't they.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 5th September 2015, 11:23 PM BST

That's no excuse. I grew up reading The Eagle, but I never became a WWII style pilot in outer space battling the evil Mekon.

Then I switched to Batman, but I didn't grow up and become a millionaire businessman by day and a vigilante crime fighter by night.

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Fair enough. I recall reading loads of annuals as a child which my mother used to purchase from the jumble sales she used to help at. I had a Diana 1973 one which stated how 'dreamy' Manfred Mann were and how to alter your clothes. The girls' stories centred around ponies, boarding schools and living with cruel relatives because your mother had died and your father was in the Merchant Navy.

Mizz magazine had 'photo love' stories concerning periods, discos, dating and kissing. Oh to be thirteen again.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 5th September 2015, 11:23 PM BST

That's no excuse. I grew up reading The Eagle, but I never became a WWII style pilot in outer space battling the evil Mekon.

Then I switched to Batman, but I didn't grow up and become a millionaire businessman by day and a vigilante crime fighter by night.

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Fair enough. I recall reading loads of annuals as a child which my mother used to purchase from the jumble sales she used to help at. I had a Diana 1973 one which stated how 'dreamy' Manfred Mann were and how to alter your clothes. The girls' stories centred around ponies, boarding schools and living with cruel relatives because your mother had died and your father was in the Merchant Navy.

Mizz magazine had 'photo love' stories concerning periods, discos, dating and kissing. Oh to be thirteen again.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 5th September 2015, 11:23 PM BST

That's no excuse. I grew up reading The Eagle, but I never became a WWII style pilot in outer space battling the evil Mekon.

Then I switched to Batman, but I didn't grow up and become a millionaire businessman by day and a vigilante crime fighter by night.

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Fair enough. I recall reading loads of annuals as a child which my mother used to purchase from the jumble sales she used to help at. I had a Diana 1973 one which stated how 'dreamy' Manfred Mann were and how to alter your clothes. The girls' stories centred around ponies, boarding schools and living with cruel relatives because your mother had died and your father was in the Merchant Navy.

Mizz magazine had 'photo love' stories concerning periods, discos, dating and kissing. Oh to be thirteen again.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 5th September 2015, 11:23 PM BST

That's no excuse. I grew up reading The Eagle, but I never became a WWII style pilot in outer space battling the evil Mekon.

Then I switched to Batman, but I didn't grow up and become a millionaire businessman by day and a vigilante crime fighter by night.

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Fair enough. I recall reading loads of annuals as a child which my mother used to purchase from the jumble sales she used to help at. I had a Diana 1973 one which stated how 'dreamy' Manfred Mann were and how to alter your clothes. The girls' stories centred around ponies, boarding schools and living with cruel relatives because your mother had died and your father was in the Merchant Navy.

Mizz magazine had 'photo love' stories concerning periods, discos, dating and kissing. Oh to be thirteen again.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 5th September 2015, 11:23 PM BST

That's no excuse. I grew up reading The Eagle, but I never became a WWII style pilot in outer space battling the evil Mekon.

Then I switched to Batman, but I didn't grow up and become a millionaire businessman by day and a vigilante crime fighter by night.

Then I switched to Reader's Wives, but I didn't become a middle aged woman sitting on my kitchen sink sucking my own finger with my fanny on display.

Fair enough. I recall reading loads of annuals as a child which my mother used to purchase from the jumble sales she used to help at. I had a Diana 1973 one which stated how 'dreamy' Manfred Mann were and how to alter your clothes. The girls' stories centred around ponies, boarding schools and living with cruel relatives because your mother had died and your father was in the Merchant Navy.

Mizz magazine had 'photo love' stories concerning periods, discos, dating and kissing. Oh to be thirteen again.

Apologies, I'm on a train (as if that's any excuse). Will edit later when I'm sitting at my laptop.

Aw, I loved Mizz magazine!

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 6th September 2015, 5:54 PM BST

Fair enough. I recall reading loads of annuals as a child which my mother used to purchase from the jumble sales she used to help at. I had a Diana 1973 one which stated how 'dreamy' Manfred Mann were and how to alter your clothes. The girls' stories centred around ponies, boarding schools and living with cruel relatives because your mother had died and your father was in the Merchant Navy.

Not 'dreamy' Prince Charles ?

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 6th September 2015, 5:54 PM BST

Mizz magazine had 'photo love' stories concerning periods, discos, dating and kissing. Oh to be thirteen again.

And there was me wasting time reading about the action packed space adventures of Dan Dare.

Although as far as I can remember, Reader's Wives had 'photo love' stories too. Bloody kids these days can get porn far too easily. They don't appreciate how difficult it used to be to get a glimpse of some flesh.

My friend checked his 11 year old son's computer and found out what he'd been typing in to Google to get porn. The terms 'hairy fannies', 'girl's anus' and 'Megan Fox tit wank' were what he tried. What an amateur.

That f**king woman on the AO advert complaining about her f**king fridge-freezer being broken.

What tense are you speaking in you stupid woman?

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