Do you like any of these Jimnibob? What sort of joke are you looking for? Are you even looking in?
I need a joke regarding high maintenance Page 2
Quote: playfull @ 13th August 2015, 6:39 PM BSTDo you like any of these Jimnibob? What sort of joke are you looking for? Are you even looking in?
does that chat up line ever work.
more high maintenance than the BCG website...
So in the absence of Jimnibob - who is probably up to his gonads in something far more interesting - my vote goes to...
(Drum roll)
..An incurable romantic. For his -
"Some people say 'jim' is high maintenance, but it's a difficult job looking mildly attractive for 6 hours a day."
He was so high maintenance his grooming regime meant he didn't even have time to write his own jokes.
Jimnibob is clearly not coming back or thanking anyone for their suggestions, so give it up lads and lasses - another ungrateful wanker.
Oh I dunno it's good practise kicking the proverbial joke ball around any way.
Even if the other team leave the field at half time.
You get to steal their metaphorical half oranges.
(less refreshing then a real orange sadly)
'Jim' really suffers with high maintenance - well too many illegitimate children will do that for you.
(substitute 'bastard' for 'illegitimate' as required)
Kim Kardashions arse?..
Quote: dellas @ 2nd September 2015, 9:10 AM BSTKim Kardashions arse?..
We have a winner
I know this thread no longer serves a purposes but I can't help it, I enjoy writing jokes. Maybe someone could give these jokes a home.
Despite being designed by the engineers who created the Seven bridge, the waistband of Eric Pickle's underpants cannot compete with (insert name) for being high maintenance.
(Insert name) is more high maintenance than the Kardashian household, but unfortunately doesn't compete when it comes to having sex on film and having no dignity, wait a minute I take that back.
When Stephen Hawking's wheelchair brakes down, it is still not as high maintenance as (insert name).
Quote: An incurable romantic @ 3rd September 2015, 3:28 PM BSTMaybe someone could give these jokes a home.
The original poster probably.
In a book.
With his bloody name on it.
Right I've been working 24-7 on the world's best free wedding joke ever and ..... oh, he's gone. Could I interest you in a joke about divorce (it will cost you) ?