Hi, I'm Jan. I love cakes, tequila, animals and ellipsis....
Not too keen on humans, which was a slight drawn back being a nurse.
Scottish by birth, but lived in Dublin for over 20 years and now exiled to Spain with 8 rescued cats, 8 rescued dogs and one rescued husband.
In April, I wrote a satirical look at the Mentalpause. 'The Monster The Mentalpause and Me.'
What is The Mentalpause..You may ask. It's when your wife gets a bit hairy and crazy and sweats a lot...Apologies to the guys who's wives are naturally hairy and crazy...It happens! I should know.
I've also an FB page of the same name.
Had a big heart attack in January very out the blue! And said FECK IT...Life is too short. Laughter and tequila are the best medicine; so I'm now writing book 2 while drinking tequila.
Have I over shared 
Oh! and the last Feck I gave was to Bob Geldof in 1985 to feed the world. So yes I'm a bit old.
Jan x
You've made beaky's day. 
