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Quote: beaky @ 29th August 2015, 6:48 PM BST

Lazzard, the expression is uncle - f**king - liveable. Do try and get it right.

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Does that chat up line ever work with nieces and nephews?

Quote: beaky @ 29th August 2015, 6:48 PM BST

Lazzard, the expression is unbe - f**king - lievable. Do try and get it right.

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i may have to take issue with that.

Common usage where I'm from.

It's more poetic my way.
(Ignores sooty's vulgar interjection)

Quote: beaky @ 30th August 2015, 10:22 AM BST

It's more poetic my way.

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Did that chat up line work with Ted Hughes former poet laureate?

Quote: beaky @ 30th August 2015, 10:22 AM BST

It's more poetic my way.
(Ignores sooty's vulgar interjection)

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"Sooty's Vulgar Interjection" is a great name for a post punk/indie band.

I personally prefer unf**kingbelievable Beaky

Also, I actually thought about doing the homework from this post but didn't because the brief wasn't clear enough

Unbelievef**kingable!

Glaswegians would say 'unbef**kinglievable' so that must be the right way.

surely the Glaswegians are more in favour of f**kingunf**kingbelf**kingievabf**kingle

You ken

f**kingunf**kingbelf**kingievabf**kingle You ken Jimmae.

Actually. I'm changing my answer. Surely they call it, 'What do you mean chips aren't a proper salad'

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 30th August 2015, 2:22 PM BST

"Sooty's Vulgar Interjection" is a great name for a post punk/indie band basically my ideal night out

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I should think so, it got 3 stars in Visit England.