Just seen a Vagisil advert on other site - why isn't there a Knobisil?
No Fair!
Why? You got an itchy cock again?
Try smothering it in Swarfega
Lofty why did you call your cat Swarfega?
Quote: lofthouse @ 21st August 2015, 10:44 PM BSTWhy? You got an itchy cock again?
Try smothering it in Swarfega
Oh right that makes so much more and yet so much less sense.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st August 2015, 10:16 PM BSTJust seen a Vagisil advert on other site - why isn't there a Knobisil?
Wouldn't Ronseal do the same job?
How do they test fanny cream in laboratories?
Do they give it to some woman and say "rub this into your snatch three times a day and see if it burns like bloody hell fire or not"
Quote: lofthouse @ 21st August 2015, 10:54 PM BSTHow do they test fanny cream in laboratories?
Do they give it to some woman and say "rub this into your snatch three times a day and see if it burns like bloody hell fire or not"
They test it on gastropods and email them a questionnaire afterwards.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st August 2015, 10:16 PM BSTJust seen a Vagisil advert on other site - why isn't there a Knobisil?
Life's not like that, HGT.
If there were precise sexual equality, Nobby Cradock would have been a celebrity chef.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 21st August 2015, 10:48 PM BSTWouldn't Ronseal do the same job?
Want some relief - that would just seal the flaky bits in/on! 
Quote: lofthouse @ 21st August 2015, 10:54 PM BSTHow do they test fanny cream in laboratories?
They just smear it on selected members of the Tory Cabinet.
I'll let you write your own punch-line.....
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 21st August 2015, 11:01 PM BSTThey test it on gastropods and email them a questionnaire afterwards.
Aren't gastropods Gordon Ramsey's bollocks?
If any lady out there is suffering, I'm happy to oblige with a good scratch and........
Will this product do the trick instead? http://www.annsummers.com/sex-toys/sex-toys-highlights/sex-toys-collection-fleshlight/fleshlight-wash-100ml/53751.html
This thread is the devil's work!!
"One day you're all going to pay for your carnal sins!" *spits on the floor* *wipes away the spit again because he's awaiting guests*
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 22nd August 2015, 4:38 PM BSTThis thread is the devil's work!!
"One day you're all going to pay for your carnal sins!" *spits on the floor* *wipes away the spit again because he's awaiting guests*
Is there a light bulb shortage in Switzerland?
have some fanny au vin for ya tea tonight herc.