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Had one a few years back..... the doctor tried to show me what was happening on the screen but it just looked like four chickens dancing in unison to me.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th August 2015, 4:01 PM BST

Had one a few years back..... the doctor tried to show me what was happening on the screen but it just looked like four chickens dancing in unison to me.

:D

So what was the reason and was there any remedial work needed? :(

Was it a One Direction video?

Gearbox tried to pack in. He was showing me the damage to one of the pistons. I was only firing on 3.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th August 2015, 1:29 PM BST

Just back from the hospital after having an ultrasound scan on my heart.

Had one 11 years ago because of a dangerous infection they had to examine my liver. God knows how they can recognise something on the monitor.

I hope all goes well for you, Herc.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th August 2015, 7:05 PM BST

Gearbox tried to pack in. He was showing me the damage to one of the pistons. I was only firing on 3.

And? Repair?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 18th August 2015, 8:01 PM BST

Had one 11 years ago because of a dangerous infection they had to examine my liver. God knows how they can recognise something on the monitor.

I hope all goes well for you, Herc.

Thank you GB :)

Yes. Good luck.

Thank you keewik :)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th August 2015, 1:29 PM BST

Just back from the hospital after having an ultrasound scan on my heart.

"This is the same machine they use to scan for babies" she said.

Glad to report I am not pregnant, :) but am seeing the specialist same time next week for the results. :(

All the best Herc1

In Liverpool is it confusing when the dr mentions an ultrasound?

I mean they could be giving you a clean bill of health.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 19th August 2015, 12:22 AM BST

All the best Herc1

Thank you Oldrocker. :) The joy of growing old, eh?

Seeing Dylan Moran tonight. Hopefully whoever sits next to me won't think it's strange that I am on my own like the last time I saw comedy.

Laughing out loud My son tells me the same thing as since he broke up with his long term girlfriend he now regularly goes to the cinema on a Saturday night and sits alone, wondering what other people might think.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th August 2015, 10:29 AM BST

Laughing out loud My son tells me the same thing as since he broke up with his long term girlfriend he now regularly goes to the cinema on a Saturday night and sits alone, wondering what other people might think.

Apparently those of us who are single and haven't been able to rope a mate into going to a show/ film should just sit at home been sad and lonely crying into some kind of alcoholic drink.

One of my guitar heroes from the 1970s posted the following on his Facebook page.

"I'm a little weak and fragile right now but glad to be rid of the catheter, (though passing a fair bit of blood with accompanying pain.) Hopefully on the road to recovery over the next few weeks."

Just the sort of detail you want to know.

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