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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2015/16 Page 5

Deadline is 18:45pm TONIGHT, as Villa are playing ManYoo an hour later.

Dan

Hey Hey it's Saturday!

Glad I've got two Southampton players

Drrrrroooooooooppppped

I would put Dier on the fecking bench, wouldn't I?

Crouch is gone. EVERY YEAR I make the same mistake of putting him in because he's cheap, and then he either doesn't play or does naff all. Sorry, big lad.

Second week running my keeper gets a red card. I'm on a roll.

Oh me too by the look of it

Aaddriaaaan

George please post pic of Sly Stallone

Blimey
Didn't realise I was doing that bad
have gone into transfer frenzy already
Panic stations!

Still it's more fun to be lower earlier more chance of green arrows to come

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 16th August 2015, 1:16 PM BST

Oh no. Pardew's dropped Murray. I was gonna make a mint on him.

My opinion that Pardew cannot see who can actually play football has solidified.

*huff emoticon*

On the brighter side (I hope), I get Hazard as an auto-sub.

*gnashes teeth*

You were pretty brave to drop Hazard for him in the first place.

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Did not seem that Southampton collapse coming. They've been decent in the Europa League and can't be tired yet! No pace in their defence is costing them.

And how about Hazard? Doesn't seem to be getting in amongst it yet. Might have to Mourinho him.

Thank God(ot) Taxis didn't captain Benteke as well. Looks like I'll be bottom. I blame my wife for convincing me to come out of retirement, and my team's medical department for being too naive and impulsive and not understanding the game. No place on the bench for them next week. Oh, and my position in the league is entirely fake. Fake, fake, fake.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 18th August 2015, 12:04 AM BST

Get that wildcard out. You know you want to. ;-)

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Bloody hell! What sorcery is this?!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 18th August 2015, 12:04 AM BST

Get that wildcard out. You know you want to. ;-)

I'm going to play mine
I'm already on a hit this week & Henderson seems injured ( thanks for the assist though )

I'd never normally go so early but what the hell, it never works out that great when you do it anyway

I knew I was doing something clever
Now watch everyone else copy me either before or after

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 18th August 2015, 12:46 AM BST

You're very welcome.

Thank you

Quote: George Kaplan @ 17th August 2015, 11:20 PM BST

Thank God(ot) Taxis didn't captain Benteke as well. Looks like I'll be bottom.

I have taken a 4-point hit, so technically you're only joint-bottom George. Get the party-poppers out.

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