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Mr Pedant here.

In last night's programme, the picture connection showed the OK magazine as a "Celebrity Tabloid".

No it's not, it is a magazine - a tabloid is a newspaper that is exactly half the size of a broadsheet paper, and the reason I bring it up is I know how fussy they are when you send in questions that they are factually correct.

Unless of course you are a Senior Question Writer or the Question Editor where the rules do not apply, which is probably what happened here with double standards.

Not only that but the caption said the host is Victoria Coren Mitchell when Barbara is clearly showing...

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th August 2015, 9:42 AM BST

Mr Pedant here.

In last night's programme, the picture connection showed the OK magazine as a "Celebrity Tabloid".

No it's not, it is a magazine - a tabloid is a newspaper that is exactly half the size of a broadsheet paper, and the reason I bring it up is I know how fussy they are when you send in questions that they are factually correct.

Unless of course you are a Senior Question Writer or the Question Editor where the rules do not apply, which is probably what happened here with double standards.

I wondered whether any of your questions had made the cut of the episode broadcast yesterday. Agree though, OK is indeed a magazine and not a celebrity tabloid. It's pretty shite though, all the same - I was reading either that or it's similar rival in an M&S queue the other day and *yawn*.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 11th August 2015, 9:43 PM BST

I wondered whether any of your questions had made the cut of the episode broadcast yesterday.

Not this week. :( But thanks for asking. :)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th August 2015, 9:50 PM BST

Not this week. :( But thanks for asking. :)

That's a shame, I'm sure VCM will choose some personally for inclusion within next week's episode.

:D

Well I got the Game For a Laugh Question anyway

:D

I watch 'Only Connect' until the connecting wall comes up, then I lose interest and turn off. The missing vowels round is rubbish too so I don't feel I'm missing ANYthing by turning off when I do.

And Victoria Coren doing her comedy intro is like watching a fish riding a bike. I'm sure she's witty and funny in real life but she's certainly not cut out to deliver 'funny' patter so obviously written by someone else.

Quote: Rood Eye @ 25th August 2015, 3:30 PM BST

I watch 'Only Connect' until the connecting wall comes up, then I lose interest and turn off. The missing vowels round is rubbish too so I don't feel I'm missing ANYthing by turning off when I do.

And Victoria Coren doing her comedy intro is like watching a fish riding a bike. I'm sure she's witty and funny in real life but she's certainly not cut out to deliver 'funny' patter so obviously written by someone else.

:O The missing vowel round is my favourite as I can usually get most of those, and you are right, she doesn't write any of that - including the trivia facts with each question that makes her look well read, which people like me have to supply.

Yet again, they had one of mine on there last night and YET AGAIN they changed it and ruined it, still me name in lights and £30 so c'est la vie.

BOOBS!

Quote: Rood Eye @ 25th August 2015, 3:30 PM BST

I watch 'Only Connect' until the connecting wall comes up, then I lose interest and turn off. The missing vowels round is rubbish too so I don't feel I'm missing ANYthing by turning off when I do.

And Victoria Coren doing her comedy intro is like watching a fish riding a bike. I'm sure she's witty and funny in real life but she's certainly not cut out to deliver 'funny' patter so obviously written by someone else.

I agree, it's weird and clunky isn't it?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th August 2015, 4:39 PM BST

BOOBS!

Darn right - I'm reading her book about making the perfect porn film at the moment and her co-writer, Charlie Skelton mentions that she's quite short.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 25th August 2015, 7:33 PM BST

...that she's quite short.

Not short on boobs.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th August 2015, 7:49 PM BST

Not short on boobs.

As I've said before, at least a gallon apiece. That baby won't starve.

Good one tonight with both teams on form and no dubious connections.

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