A person at the Samaritans is taking a call.
Samaritans hello sir……
I can’t quite hear you with all that sobbing……..
you’ve tried to take your own life……….
unsuccessfully………
you put a gun in your mouth and missed………..
you tried to take an overdose and missed your mouth…….
is this Steve McClaren……
.ordinarily I wouldn’t encourage suicide, but after the performance against Croatia what the hell are you high up…….
.6th floor well jump out of the window…….
you did…….
missed the street
Hangs up
God he’s even more annoying then my annual Tin Henman phone call.
