Absent friends Page 136

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th July 2015, 6:57 PM BST

Perhaps we should have a thread:-

"I'm going on holiday now so won't be posting for a while, so don't worry if you haven't heard from me as I will be back soon and everything will be back to normal"

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What a longwinded title! Why not go for one of your usual short but unambigious thread titles?
Something like "Well..." or "Hi-De-Hi!" ?

Anyway, my theory:

After the last BCG drinks Ben teamed up with TBN, they rented a grotty old flat somewhere in London where they keep OR imprisoned and use him as a sex slave. I don't know where or if Horseradish fits in this ugly scenario. All I know is that especially Ben makes me sick and I'm not sure I can face him when he returns. *Spits on the carpet*

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th July 2015, 7:48 PM BST

What a longwinded title! Why not go for one of your usual short but unambigious thread titles?
Something like "Well..." or "Hi-De-Hi!" ?

Anyway, my theory:

After the last BCG drinks Ben teamed up with TBN, they rented a grotty old flat somewhere in London where they keep OR imprisoned and use him as a sex slave. I don't know where or if Horseradish fits in this ugly scenario. All I know is that especially Ben makes me sick and I'm not sure I can face him when he returns. *Spits on the carpet*

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Bleeding hell! You don't post for three days and all of a sudden you're a pariah round these here parts!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th July 2015, 6:57 PM BST

Their are a few now that haven't posted for a while. Apart from Horseradish, there are The Blue Nun, Oldrocker plus others I suspect and I think there must be a lot of people on holiday.

Perhaps we should have a thread:-

"I'm going on holiday now so won't be posting for a while, so don't worry if you haven't heard from me as I will be back soon and everything will be back to normal"

Or summat like that...........

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The burglars reading this site will love that topic..

Sorry.. Not a good idea..

Quote: billwill @ 28th July 2015, 1:32 AM BST

The burglars reading this site will love that topic..

Sorry.. Not a good idea..

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It was a joke, Bill. >_< Hence the long winded title.

Quote: billwill @ 28th July 2015, 1:32 AM BST

The burglars reading this site will love that topic..

Sorry.. Not a good idea..

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Yes - a good advert!

Quote: Chappers @ 28th July 2015, 10:22 PM BST

Yes - a good advert!

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th July 2015, 3:42 AM BST

It was a joke, Bill. >_< Hence the long winded title.

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Kenneth, the man from down under.

Horse! You're back mate. Where yer bin for the last month? We was getting worried.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 30th July 2015, 6:48 PM BST

Horse! You're back mate. Where yer bin for the last month? We was getting worried.

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Cheers fella. I appreciate it. Have PM'd you.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th July 2015, 7:48 PM BST

After the last BCG drinks Ben teamed up with TBN, they rented a grotty old flat somewhere in London where they keep OR imprisoned and use him as a sex slave. I don't know where or if Horseradish fits in this ugly scenario. All I know is that especially Ben makes me sick and I'm not sure I can face him when he returns. *Spits on the carpet*

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I was just doin' the camera and lights on that one.

It was a trial run for my "Porn Begins at 60" series.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 30th July 2015, 7:24 PM BST

"Porn Begins at 60"

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Woo-hoo!! Gives me another twenty years time to get in shape!

By the way, welcome back, prodigal son!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 30th July 2015, 8:18 PM BST

Woo-hoo!! Gives me another twenty years time to get in shape!

By the way, welcome back, prodigal son!

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Each of us is online at 7.52am.

You can be Zig and I will be Zag.

It's the new Big Breakfast.

Anyhow, thank you kindly mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCOsq97ZjWY

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th July 2015, 7:48 PM BST

What a longwinded title! Why not go for one of your usual short but unambigious thread titles?
Something like "Well..." or "Hi-De-Hi!" ?

Anyway, my theory:

After the last BCG drinks Ben teamed up with TBN, they rented a grotty old flat somewhere in London where they keep OR imprisoned and use him as a sex slave. I don't know where or if Horseradish fits in this ugly scenario. All I know is that especially Ben makes me sick and I'm not sure I can face him when he returns. *Spits on the carpet*

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Oh my word - how did you work that one out? The second grotty old flat was all very well until about six weeks ago and guess what? It's now been deemed an 'up and coming area' and we've both been turfed out. Actually, both 'pads' were foul: one was in Deptford, London SE8 and the other was located in Tottenham, London N17 - the landlord for both was an old bloke by the name of 'Rupert Rigsby' and Ben used to make me dress up as Miss Jones, which became more and more difficult as the price of vintage clothes rocketed in nearby Greenwich, London SE10.

Quote: zooo @ 11th July 2015, 7:18 PM BST

Euphemism.

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That But like I always say Euphemism can be a great tool in the right hand!

Quote: Rood Eye @ 13th July 2015, 2:39 PM BST

Much-worse writers than Marc P have become uber-successful.

Think "Fifty Shades of Grey" and "Two Pints of Lager".

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Cheers mate

Quote: Lazzard @ 16th July 2015, 7:41 PM BST

Alive & kicking on facebook.
Trying to sell a silver tea-pot, of all things, at the moment!!

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That went badly

Quote: Marc P @ 31st July 2015, 10:51 PM BST

That

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Welcome back you old bugger, I missed your "sharp" wit.

All we need now is to hear from that other protagonist OR.

Welcome back Mr P