My daughter came to see us Saturday with our first grandchild. I am absolutely smitten - now 2 months old and weighing in at 11lbs. 
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Quote: Chappers @ 26th July 2015, 2:37 PM BSTHow about writing a sitcom?
I think that would turn out worse than trying to paint. I might be able to make people cry with laughter-at how bad it was.
I could maybe write a book about Annoying things you get asked working in a office, but that might get me fired.
Has a day off tomorrow. Think I will do something touristy in my own city. Just because it has to be more fun than cleaning the house
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th July 2015, 11:11 AM BSTMy daughter came to see us Saturday with our first grandchild. I am absolutely smitten - now 2 months old and weighing in at 11lbs.
Just been holding a little 9 week old lad myself.
Cooing and babbling (he was the same)
Lovely innit?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th July 2015, 2:15 PM BSTJust been holding a little 9 week old lad myself.
Cooing and babbling (he was the same)Lovely innit?
Pervert!
Quote: Chappers @ 28th July 2015, 10:28 PM BSTPervert!
Trust you to bring the tone down. >_<
Went to the art gallery today. Didn't find it that interesting.
'Spect there was a lot of Aboriginal "art" >_< - all the best stuff is over here.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th July 2015, 9:44 AM BST'Spect there was a lot of Aboriginal "art" >_< - all the best stuff is over here.
There was at one of them. The other had a exhibition of a painter- a lot of them were just canvases with one colour on them. One of the artworks was by a Gordon Bennett 
Quote: reds @ 29th July 2015, 10:32 AM BSTThere was at one of them. The other had a exhibition of a painter- a lot of them were just canvases with one colour on them. One of the artworks was by a Gordon Bennett
And they call it art. GB is a leading exponent of daub. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th July 2015, 11:03 AM BSTAnd they call it art. GB is a leading exponent of daub.
This is no laughing matter, this arts business is more than just a hobby to me!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 29th July 2015, 12:55 PM BSTThis is no laughing matter, this arts business is more than just a hobby to me!
So that quote you put to decorate that man's toilet came through in the end then?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th July 2015, 1:12 PM BSTSo that quote you put to decorate that man's toilet came through in the end then?
No, he didn't like my first sketch for some reason.
Philistine!
How rude! That's either a very small lady or a very big knob in that sketch of a blow job you have scrawled.
That's not a lady that's James May! And that big knob is...